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@splazzatch.bsky.social

Pastor, Nerd, Magic: the Gathering Judge, Politics Junky. He/Him

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Youโ€™ve got a little something on your face. ๐Ÿ˜‚

29.10.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back in my day you only needed to give out full-size candy bars!

28.10.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Church member: do you think our lower attendance is due to your sermon series?
Me: I didnโ€™t until just now.

20.10.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You all should do an episode with @steelcitymtg.bsky.social !!

14.10.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you get them? I didnโ€™t even try but Iโ€™ve heard horror stories.

14.10.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there any logical reason to have a Qatar air base in the USA ?

11.10.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much fun!

10.10.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is true weakness to be offended at Bad Bunny playing the halftime show.

07.10.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Due to current political conditions, I need to cancel my speaking engagement." - The man who was coming to my church to teach about Islam/Christian relations

This is a sad world we live in.

06.10.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got one recently. I hate it but I canโ€™t deny the results.

05.10.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woohoo! Congrats!

05.10.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Free speech is beating able to say whatever I want.
Free speech is private companies kicking me out for my speech.
I can say anything I want but I canโ€™t force anyone to listen to my speech.

04.10.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next time we play at my place you two should bring it and put it over the kitchen table. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

25.09.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is super cool!

25.09.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I put them in carry on and at tsa I take them out and ask for them to be checked by hand without sending them through any machine.
When TSA agents play they love it. If they donโ€™t play they get annoyed.

21.09.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today my church is forced to go to court and defend the use of our property against our local township.

Remember, local elections matter.

18.09.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes!

18.09.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today, remember these things:

โ€ข You are not a burden.
โ€ข You are valuable.
โ€ข You matter intensely to someone.
โ€ข You deserve love, respect, kindness, and compassion.
โ€ข You deserve friendship even when you're not at your best.

17.09.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and heโ€™d still have a job.

18.09.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67608    ๐Ÿ” 16229    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1193    ๐Ÿ“Œ 539

I'm assuming you two will be at Eternal Weekend, but will you have a table?

12.09.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thassa
Counterspell
Island
In that order. All of them. Every single copy.

11.09.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After that game I bought several copies for my red decks. It is a gamble that forces everyone to play around it.

11.09.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s the card I used to cheat out blightsteel colossus against you.

I love this cardโ€ฆ.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

11.09.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shooting people you disagree with is never the answer.

10.09.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We love this show! So good.

Talk away!!

10.09.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The guy that ordered 8 fighter jets to perform a low altitude fly-over in an effort to drown out Epstein survivors is the same guy who wants you to believe he's innocent.

04.09.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21116    ๐Ÿ” 6527    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 569    ๐Ÿ“Œ 272
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Happy Yargle Day!

In celebration, be large, intimidating, easily disrupted, and do nothing.๐Ÿ–ค

03.09.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

My gripe about the GC list is that it shouldn't be a list. It should be an entire deck. I could fill my deck with nothing but GC's and the deck is still bad. I could build a deck with no GC's and it be good.
It isn't about GC's. It is about deck cohesion. At least for me.

03.09.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MTG Players Vow to Boycott Accessory Supplier After Multiple Controversies Ultimate Guard has found itself embroiled in controversy thanks to new Harry Potter-themed decks and claims of using AI art.

I answered my own question: mtgrocks.com/ultimate-gua...

28.08.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are the business practices? Did I miss something?

28.08.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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