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@eveforward.bsky.social

#Discordian, river otter, writer, naturalist, #INFP, HSP. Cynical idealist. Plucky comic relief, at best.

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Latest posts by eveforward.bsky.social on Bluesky

I admit I've done some armchair cookery at the Great British Bakers. "You idiot! It's gonna burn!"

07.01.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They remind me of the Peanuts characters

07.01.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoosh that'll get the panic going! Glad all is ok now!

07.01.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always repost

06.01.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*slides across marble on tummy, bumps into fridge, grabs snack, slides back into hot tub like I'm afraid a polar bear gonna steal my snack*

06.01.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This would be a great fight scene

05.01.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You shouldn't have touched science there

05.01.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a paper clip with a face on it is sitting on top of a piece of paper . Alt: a paper clip with a face on it is sitting on top of a piece of paper .
04.01.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably has swashbuckler levels but doesn't know it

04.01.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First, we didn’t include Anybody. Then Somebody complained that we didn’t include Everybody. Once Everybody was included then Nobody came. And that’s why I don’t like people

03.01.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of an umlaut it should have a macron

03.01.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That baby New Year had big funny ears, as I recall. I think 2025 is gonna be more Eraserhead baby

03.01.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Together they're heavy tho, so something with an underwire

03.01.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Herman Melville, stealing my pick-up lines once again.

03.01.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like we're playing Steampunk

03.01.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have a porno that starts normal, then slowly cuts away to the pizza, and zooms in, very very slowly, as the entire rest of the porn happens off-screen.

03.01.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Phantom Tollbooth "Down And Dirty In Digitopolis" fanfic

02.01.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
it's a big, pink weather dildo stretching from Kansas to Virginia

it's a big, pink weather dildo stretching from Kansas to Virginia

Massive winter storm to spread snow and ice from Plains to East Coast www.accuweather.com/en/winter-we...

02.01.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4314    πŸ” 788    πŸ’¬ 832    πŸ“Œ 1646

Rocks! Lead! Churches!

02.01.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love BG3, countless starts so far, still haven't finished, absolutely ADHD

02.01.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But when I'm really high, sometimes I forget what comes after a bajillion.

02.01.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting in front of a sign that says " white north " Alt: two stereotypical Canadians are sitting in front of a sign that says "white north". One holds a disco ball.

Bluesky? More like brewski, eh?

02.01.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This would be awesome

01.01.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, I finally looked up what chilblains are, after wondering every time I saw the word but forgetting to look it up in my whole life.

01.01.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I have to go watch the Tom Holland dance

not complaining

01.01.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Predict 2025 with image from phone

Mostly I just liked the one I'm reposting. Foppery and whim FTW.

01.01.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank you--! I appreciate your help, thank you.

31.12.2024 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It has triggered a repressed memory or something, I'm sorry, i thought I only hallucinated it when my mom gave me too much cough syrup when was like 4

31.12.2024 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WTF is this from?? Help? 😳

31.12.2024 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tuesday's Dead (Because I Killed It)

31.12.2024 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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