@conundrummer.bsky.social
Former musician, current village idiot.
One sheet poster for the movie Backdraft.
10.02.2026 00:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I went to high school with Miroslav. He was an exchange student from Yugoslavia. He was already an amazing guitarist back then.
youtu.be/RtZ62lgW8U4
And performed exclusively at the Kennedy Center.
09.02.2026 22:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I miss the Chinese restaurant in downtown Arlington. They made the best milkshake duck I ever tasted!
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Clique bate
09.02.2026 17:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The recent ones, yes, but they started getting rid of my favorites during COVID. And now Winco is doing it. Good thing I'm not paranoid, or I might take it personally!
09.02.2026 17:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You've just described our trailer park's monthly HOA meeting. (which I don't belong to and never attend)
09.02.2026 05:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you came to mine, you'd be greeted by an empty house!
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Could be worse. You could be the new lead singer for Nickelback!
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I'd ask for my quarter back!
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We lucked out. Our TJ's here in Eugene has two rather large parking lots. One in the front and one on the side. Unfortunately, they discontinued most of the stuff I went there for.
09.02.2026 04:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He obviously didn't take you seriously because he thought you were doing a drill bit bit!
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Fisherman's Friend cough drops.
08.02.2026 20:56 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry, baseball season starts next month!
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And let me introduce you to my producer, Broccoli, Albert R. "Cubby" Broccoli. And his saucy wife, BΓ©arnaise!
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I grew up reading Childcraft.
07.02.2026 21:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Careful, I can sting like a bee!
07.02.2026 21:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, at least he has the grace to take his teeth out first!
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When I was a kid. we called them AA meetings.
07.02.2026 21:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn, what a great idea! Wish I'd thought of it 55 years ago, it might have helped in keeping character names straight and remembering who is who.
07.02.2026 21:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wish I could be there. Glad to see the Ice House is still around. We used to go there in the '70s. Back then, we never checked to see who was performing. We'd just jump in the car on a Saturday night and drive up there from Orange, Orange. We were rarely disappointed.
07.02.2026 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just pretend you're Jim Rockford on the case to solve the murder of her husband. In the process, you will be a comfort in her time of need, while absolving her of all guilt. Also, remember to add copious amounts of hot sauce. Beautiful women love seeing men sweat while they eat.
07.02.2026 21:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh how I wish I were a 6 year old Billy Mummy with ability to send all these bad people into the cornfield forever.
07.02.2026 20:52 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yes! But only by members of the women's beach volleyball team!
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You're lucky. My parents made us go to church and Catholic school. I officially quit the Catholic religion when I was 14, but only because I was attending my friend's Baptist church every Sunday. (longer service, but better music)
Speaking of music, Trauma Vortex is a great band name!
OK, OK. Just please don't forget where the liquor store is!
07.02.2026 03:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
