Bryan

Much love to Priest, but that song sure did a lot of damage to the idiom.

The Uniqueen

That’s amazing. We are so hardcore into the voucher bullshit here. Our state house/leg are one or two votes to the R side. The election environment might actually pull to a democratic trifecta to start undoing some of the damage to our schools. The district I live in closed 3 schools in 2025.

Am I to understand that this person is praising the Mississippi education system? As someone from Arizona, Mississippi’s system was the only thing keeping my state from being dead last for a couple decades.

Am I missing a setting on @bsky.app that will keep posts from appearing multiple times in my feed?

Example:
USER A, who I follow, posts content.
USER B, who I also follow, reposts USER A.
I then see this post twice.

If not, I hope @phoenix.tapbots.com is thinking about this.

The calendar for the first three months of 2026, with today, Saturday, January 31, highlighted. February begins on Sunday and lasts for exactly four weeks, ending on Saturday.

We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015

Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world

My head hurts reading that. I’d like the writer to diagram that for us to explain if it’s even a sentence.

That is amazing. I just love that someone pulled this off.

I’m not from Chicago, but that story is so fascinating.

Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.

Look for the helpers

A white Acura car with a vanity license plate that reads “4ANGLS.”

Me, a square:
Them, a true quadrilateral fan:

Gonna ask Meryl Streep to give me one of her Oscars

CAN’T GUARD U

My most burning question: How are you?

Ethiopian food rocks.

Welcome back and happy new year!

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.

I did a run over thanksgiving. Greatest game ever made.

Shades of the old UCB ass pennies sketch.

I witnessed someone at the grocery store sorting through sealed packages of chicken while using a plastic bag as a glove so as not to touch them. If you can’t even touch the package, how in the fuck are you going to bring yourself to eat the damn bird?

I think Jake Paul should try returning serves from Venus Williams next

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, laying on his side. He shows off his light brown belly and curves his body slightly to make a shrimp-like shape. Under his body is a rainbow cat toy. He looks at the camera with wide, playful eyes.

shrimply having a wonderful fishmas time

My copy of the 4K criterion edition came last week. It’s my favorite comedy movie, and I will be watching it very soon.

America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?

Day 14 of Things I Don't Usually Draw.... and I immediately apologize for it... Spongemonkeys.
Can't recall a time that drawing these has ever come up, actually.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens ISLA VISTA, CA—In the days following a violent rampage in southern California in which a lone attacker killed seven individuals, including himself, and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens ...

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