✨ prehistoric egirl ✨

the existence of bald northern lion implies southern lion with luscious locks exists

the company would give HR an rpg and leave you with this

I can only dream of acquiring cavendish some day, gros michael appears with the sole purpose to ridicule and humiliate me

I think layoffs should be done firing squad style to keep the employees on their toes

don’t let him see this I don’t wanna get sued

convinced elon’s face is just some kind of alien foreskin stretched airtight over his deformed skull

terrible job governing the men imo

this one made me want to start posting again tbh

so the stock market has nothing to do with making soup at all huh

She said I’m a star the way I dew her valley

I’m short in length and height too

Repetition is the key to success, they say, so I make sure to bang my head on my desk multiple times each day

Free will??? What he do???

My best tweets always come to me in a dream tbh

Who is Willy and why is he so wet

Man is born free and everywhere he is on the computer

Proud sucker personally

Balatro to casino pipeline

Jesse could only get close to replicating the chug splashes

When will Joe Cool release his autobiography

I hope Travis Scott samples Timothee’s biopic soundtrack on his next album

Crafting anything less than a chug jug wouldn’t cut it for Walter White

sparking up at tilted towers with godzilla tonight he’s hitting the miku dance now

compatriots - seeking jerma985 compatriots

They should add raytracing to Balatro

Conclave made it cool to be catholic again

I think it’s very important to draw gay art and have gay sex right now. Give it a try, if you haven’t already. This is my advice for today.

Harry frotter and the chamber of secrets for example

Do you think Drake has ozempic with his dinner or is that just dinner

I can’t do a face reveal until more cool people are on this app sorry guys