Ken Johnson

bro this drink is starting to taste like text all my friends and tell them how much i love them

PSA: Open your crinkly ass candy/snack bags BEFORE the movie starts.

I got yelled at for leaving cans in a separate bag, outside the dumpster, "it attracts homeless folk". There are people already digging in the dumpster, I'm not attracting anyone, I'm trying to help folks that I see nearly daily. The amount of coke zero I go through is bound to be a small fortune.

a cartoon drawing of pocahontas with her eyes closed and her hair blowing in the wind Alt: Pocahontas with her eyes closed and her hair blowing in the wind in a circle around her. Her hair blowing majestically with leaves of the trees flowing with it. The drawing spins around her to show a magical feeling and connection to the world around her.

𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷
𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓪𝔂𝓮𝓭, 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵
𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓭𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓶𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓰𝓸
𝓣𝓸𝔁𝓲𝓬 𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓼
𝓛𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓻𝓸𝔀

TikTok! Stop trying to make streaks happen! It's not going to happen!

trying to watch the latest @gamechangershow.bsky.social but the captions on @dropout.tv are literally covering all the graphics (important) on the lower third 😭😭😭

I'm so sick of smut featuring dom top vampires. I'm sorry. No. WITH WHAT BLOOD FLOW? I know my biology baby, that's a motherfucking bloodsuckin' BOTTOM. He's a pale prince of penetration! That's a Strigoi Faggoi. He gets the stake and says "yas daddy"!

If you have those stupid Ray-Bans with the cameras, and you look in my general direction ... A) I do not consent and B) I will not be responsible for them breaking mysteriously

First look at Meryl Streep on the set of ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2’

Y'all do realize that it's not Ginger's fault that production favored her so much right? Stop sending hate to Ginger, and send it directly to muthafrackin' RuPaul.

If ad tiers are working and delivering on streaming, why do the prices continue to go up?

📅 Today's the Fucking Day 📅

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Dear authors,

Please just say fuck

Sincerely, a reader who is exhausted by made up curse words and every form of damn in the dictionary

Who's your favorite sexy Dropout car wash team?
❤️ 'Like' if Team 1 is your favorite
💬 'Comment' if Team 2 is your favorite!

But ... But ... I love Letterboxd.

A screenshot taken from the Netflix film "KPop Demon Hunters" featuring the movie's main girl group "HUNTR/X".

forget your zodiac sign I want to know what kpop demon hunters song you're fixated on

It's Amazon Prime Days! Wonderful time to download the Keepa Extension to find out how Bezos is cheating you with inflated prices!!!

So, the casting folks for #LoveIslandUSA are definitely fired and blacklisted at this point, right?

There's a level of being in your 30s where you're refreshing the CVS app and your 401K in the gay bar while waiting for your late 20-somethings.

Sometimes I wish I was a sad girl so I could enjoy certain music artists more

Kill me if I find myself in one of these.

There's something extremely LA about going to a Jaws 50th screening at a bar, and having a heated conversation critiquing the three eras of Wes Anderson's filmography with an acclaimed child actor as your bartender.

Or they heard them fooling around for *forty seconds* the night before and can't help but to see him as a goofy bestie, LOL.

I don't think they all skipped Nic because they don't like him or out of fear of Cierra, I just think all the OG girls see him as a goofy bestie (which isn't ideal for LOVE island, but is still valid). #LoveIslandUSA #Peacock

Y'all, MEGAN THEE STALLION said she'd be friends with these Islanders irl, and you think whatever your greasy critiques are fucking matter? Stop hating on these people like you know them or something, as if you're better than THEE STALLION. #LoveIslandUSA #Peacock

The Dem party needs a clear leader, YESTERDAY! We are going to lose 2026 and 2028 to Trumpism because they haven't done shit to solidify a position; even one as simple as "don't start wars".

I'm just asking Iran to either not bomb us at all or to bomb me first. I got bills, and don't wanna live through the recession part of the war.

Goodnight, friend.

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