@liberalbubble.bsky.social
๐ Karaoke diva, lawyer, hobby baker, bar trivia assassin, world traveler, marathon runner, cat collector, true crime junkie, EV driver, PTSD disaster, boy mom, smartass. ๐ she/her
Candy heart: "You'll Do"
#ValentinesDay
14.02.2026 18:51 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1This is empirical confirmation that brain damage, being more conservative, and being an asshole are correlated
13.02.2026 20:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If you're over 40, please PLEASE call your doctor to get screened for colon cancer. โค๏ธ
11.02.2026 19:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Let's ask Scott Adams if ivermectin cures cancer.
Hang on. One sec. He's not picking up.
Trump is mentioned more times in the Epstein files than Harry Potter is mentioned in all 7 books.
#impeach
If you listen to RFK Jr, you would think scientists sit in a lab with a pickle jar, put random ingredients in, shake it up and say "look, I made a vaccine!"
11.02.2026 16:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The U.S. used to be this way!!! All of our founding fathers were multilingual. Jefferson spoke 4 languages. French and Latin were common in American curriculums. But during WWII, American attitudes became xenophobic and ethnocentric, so foreign language instruction was phased out of grade schools. ๐
11.02.2026 15:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Most widely-spoken languages on Earth:
Mandarin Chinese 990 million
Spanish 484 million
English 390 million
(*Womp, womp* sound)
BREAKING NEWS: Trump Wins Gold in Downhill Presidency
11.02.2026 04:50 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up wrong on the couch at 2am
11.02.2026 02:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Spanish lesson:
Mi papรก tiene 47 aรฑos = My dad is 47 years old
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My Pope has 47 assholes
Maybe if we release the Epstein files in Spanish, MAGA will get upset about them
11.02.2026 00:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Andy had the Pornhub tab open and got 'em confused. Again.
10.02.2026 22:09 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@triviateamnames.bsky.social
Andy Ogles Gay Porn
Sir, I believe you have yourself a country hit
10.02.2026 06:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@triviateamnames.bsky.social
Bad President
Wait... does this mean we can deport Oklahoma?
10.02.2026 05:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Beautiful creature ๐บ
10.02.2026 05:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ณ๏ธโ๐ A Gay Woman sang America the Beautiful.
๐ช A Woman-Owned football team won the game.
๐ A Puerto Rican performed the entire halftime show in Spanish.
STAY MAD, MAGA
@triviateamnames.bsky.social
Hillbilly Vanilli
Left coast, best coast. Sorry, Megacity denizens.
09.02.2026 18:53 โ ๐ 104 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0La Costa Izquierda! ๐ด โฑ๏ธ โ๏ธ
09.02.2026 19:00 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ratings for the 2026 Super Bowl halftime shows:
โข NFL Bad Bunny halftime show: 143 million viewers
โข Animal Planet Puppy Bowl: 12 million viewers
โข Trailer Park USA Kid Rock Show: 6 million viewers
Much like our Dear Leader...
09.02.2026 06:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Lo รบnico mรกs poderoso que el odio, es el amor."
09.02.2026 03:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Good night, Bluesky!
Fuck ICE.
Fuck the New England Patriots.
There are literally more Spanish speakers on earth than English ones
09.02.2026 03:41 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't think our discoverer Christopher Columbus would approve of all this espaรฑol talk!!
09.02.2026 03:23 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tonight has proven bad for both MAGA and New England Patriots
09.02.2026 03:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He's still a convicted rapist, right?
09.02.2026 02:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
