Ashen One

Uthros has absolutely come in clutch in my Dr Eggman deck

Updating my resume with my tiddies out

“Who up on this mountain wants his back broke”
-cowboys probably

american psycho guy "paul alan's card" meme

me for the rest of spoiler season: impressive. nice. let's see nicol bolas's card

Miss LA right now cause I can’t take a pointing selfie in front of a billboard for Flying Lotus’ new movie ASH

Thanks to @meadowcare4all.bsky.social we have been able to determine that acting was invented around 1975 during the production of Rocky Horror Picture Show. This may seem early but it took time to catch on.

Hey, Magic players:

What's a movie title that describes your playstyle?

Nosferatu really puts the cum in succumb. But don’t worry folks cause they don’t skimp out on the succ either.

I straight up had to look up WU and WRG to make this joke 😂

I got really into Magic with New Kamigawa so words like “Azorius” and “Naya” mean so little to me. In my head Grand Arbiter is a bird stax deck and Gishath is Cabaretti Dinos.

Counterspelling is a trauma response

Woah, it’s monkey monday

I knew those things were true manifestations of evil

A woman holding back a concerned looking woman with the text bubble, “DO NOT FEAR FOR HIM! IT’S HIS ANDROGYNOUS WAY OF COMBATTING THE DARKNESS!”

When the trans masc friend is listening to emo

Lmao I’m probably doing my thesis on horror games so expect it to get worse

Pretty sad how few human civilizations have entered the Siesta Age of technological development

Been trying to explain to my film nerd friends how weird having Shadow of the Erdtree for GotY is by saying. “Imagine if The Penguin got the best picture nom. First you’re struck by how weird it is to be there but since it is it’s like damn, that might win.”

Love dating a cutie that can riff

Daisies (1966) is a premier bimboist manifesto. Watching it with my trans roommate is primitively satisfying.

Hegel never did poppers and I find his philosophy lacks because of it

Delueze was more than a philosopher. He was first and foremost one of history’s greatest haters.

10 films to get to know me:

1. Malignant
2. Burning
3. Knife + Heart
4. Funeral Parade of Roses
5. Naked Lunch
6. Black Dynamite
7. First Reformed
8. The Holy Mountain
9. The Empty Man
10. Sorry to Bother You

Tiqqun are cool cause they talk about using bazookas to liberate friends from prison and we all agree that they’re really complicated philosophers

Imagining a piss fetishist whose really into Delueze & Guattari

I used to get confused about which one was 12am and which was 12pm. Then I learned that pm stood for “penis magic” and am stood for “ass magic” and now I Get It.

Apprentice.Noise makes music for blue sky transsexuals