Dr. Random J. Gopher

If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me.

#pediatriccancer #cancermom

this footage of a british food factory making a junk food called "crack-a-snack" is gold 😭

This Tuckahoe home won a $1.26 billion contract for an ICE detention center. The owner isn't talking. The company’s website is dated and largely accessible only via login.

how much of the money from the ICE/tax cuts bill is just going to go to scammers, do you think? www.richmonder.org/this-tuckaho...

How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn

I need more of these.

This is an uninterrupted minute of Maruay the rescued tiger with his beloved ball..🥰😇 #bluesky

'Hello human, nice to meet you'

Ha! This is great! 🤣

Works for me! 👍

Ahem

Maui is peace and Ruby is chaos 😇👹
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you're gonna wanna see this

look, it’s just a fired prosecutor and an inexplicable tape gap. since when has that ever indicated anything

I'm proud of you.

Owl smiles getting love... 🦉❤️

Sign next to supermarket shelves reads “all deodorants are under video surveillance.”

Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.

Imagine being a federal cop with an unlimited budget and you spend your time going after people picking strawberries.

I SURVIVED READING BANNED BOOKS ALL I GOT WAS SMARTER AND MORE EMPATHETIC

🙂

68 years ago today, the Chuck Jones and Michael Maltese masterpiece premiered in theaters.

What's Opera Doc? (1957)

CEO pay is up 1,085% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 24%. 

Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?

Oh, hi!

Cats are running for mayor of a Mass. bike path. Locals think it's ‘meow-velous.' A group of cats are campaigning for Bike Path Mayor in Somerville. One promises to “Make Cats Outside Again,” another is part of the Com-meow-nist Party.

"It's dirty politics," said one Somerville resident. "The original race ... was Orange Cat versus Berry, who's the incumbent. I see Berry all the time. I see Orange Cat almost as much. And then other candidates started coming in and then Berry's sign was stolen."

www.nbcboston.com/news/local/s...

'Tis.

Lovely!

I'm not saying that I Dream of Jeannie was 100% accurate just that I've never met an astronaut who didn't have a tiny magical slave woman imprisioned

Donate to Urgent Help for Care Bear's Recovery, organized by Kelly Scaletta My name is Kelly Scaletta. You might know me as Machine Pun Kelly. A year ago,… Kelly Scaletta needs your support for Urgent Help for Care Bear's Recovery

Care Bear is getting worse. The vet wants us to bring him in, but since I haven't been able to work, money is tight. So we're asking for help to save his life. Please help if you can.

He's the best cat. I just can't handle losing him right now.

gofund.me/3f967614

We keep things interesting in this household.

empty wheelchair covered in parakeets

omg they even ate the bones