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here is my January 2026 listening

too many people these days are obsessed with the idea of having kids, to the point of getting angry at people who have none. you can go childless, bro. it's okay. no one's gonna remember you anyway when the world turns to cinders.

anyone else remember that star trek TOS fan series with vic mceggnog as kirk?

the online right gains a new magic outrage phrase every other week. whether it's "drag queen story hour" or "massive fraud" or some other bullshit they parrot to signal each other. at this point "somali daycare" might as well mean the same as "new world order"

at risk of sounding like a boomer: i have no issue with music sampling and interpolation in principle, but man is it ever annoying to hear an artist lift an entire song and just alter the lyrics when they're not even named weird al

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really weird thing people keep doing with movies and tv for some reason: ascribing writing decisions to actors, and acting decisions to writers.

vargskelethor joel be like "fjetish"

i wish fandom twitter understood that concept art doesn't always reflect cut content. a good chunk of the time, it's just throwing shit at the wall.

paying Amazon for their streaming service and still being subjected to ads is a humiliation ritual.

any update on this? did he miss the window? is bro roasting rn?

a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

JUNIOR HIGH???

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When folks say "Kamala wouldn't have done this!" they're trying to sell you on the idea that the American imperial machine would somehow grind to a halt if only a woman were at the wheel.

grandma's asscheeks

richest guy on earth commissions a robot which occasionally calls itself mechahitler and whose users ask it to undress little girls. said rich guy cannot identify the problem. fuck man i hate the goddamn future.

k the fact it was an afterthought that Noah had to bug the Duffers to write????

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December 2025 tunes

all I was truly desperate to know about the Stranger Things finale was if Mike properly apologized to Will and if they stayed bffs. Now I know that happened, I think I can wait to watch it later.

it's 2026 and I ain't even processed 2010 yet

It's not that I expected Mike to reciprocate Will's feelings (I'm not one expect much of Stranger Things). But I thought it obvious they'd have a private conversation about how to work through it for the sake of their friendship. Anything more personal than a coming out party jfc

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i want you to know when Dio goes "ride the tiger" this is what i see in my head

the entire exercise of stranger things is basically pointless if they don't give its queer protagonist a good ending.

(layne staley voice) haaaairy's on my baaalls

does anyone else remember that hotline miami meme video of the person in the frog costume taking off the frog head to reveal another frog head and it was set to carpenter brut - le perv? that one frightened me a little when i was high in 2018