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Scott Raymond

@skawt.nyc.bsky.social

I’m a retired IT manager, consultant, sysadmin, jack of all trades. Love my wife, my cats, my family and friends, food and travel.

301 Followers  |  247 Following  |  3,734 Posts  |  Joined: 05.05.2023  |  2.1551

Latest posts by skawt.nyc on Bluesky

I’m shocked that you didn’t tag @davidmalki.com in this.

22.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@stephenking.bsky.social After today, will you be changing your last name? Stephen Emperor has a nice ring to it.

19.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This explains a lot about the people who take their shoes off on the plane. Also he’s going to be sitting next to you.

17.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m all out of ass.

02.09.2025 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, hilarious would be giving it to Obama again, with the specific category “Not being Donald Trump”.

21.08.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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15.08.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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11.08.2025 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Were you and Stephen Merchant originally Siamese twins?

10.08.2025 20:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

http://progressquest.com/play/roster.html

10.08.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m going to hell

10.08.2025 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He literally did none of those things.

10.08.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Conan the Librarian?

08.07.2025 14:55 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Into the bean pit

07.07.2025 03:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You suspiciously know a lot about crime. 🤔

01.07.2025 01:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@blowdart.me WHAT TIME IS IT BARRY

18.06.2025 01:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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02.05.2025 20:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the worst fucking way to get a Babel fish.

23.04.2025 03:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

John, I am very sad that you’re not being mean enough to fascist shitheads.

21.04.2025 00:07 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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18.04.2025 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A few years now. Before I was taking daily injections of Victoza, but that didn’t have the results needed to lower my A1C. The nausea is severe at first, but it never really goes away. My doctor prescribed Zofran for when I know it’s going to be a mad dash for the bathroom. Your experience may vary.

16.04.2025 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Digestive issues the first few months. Expect nausea, constipation, and a lack of appetite. It slows your digestive system down. Also, the weight loss is from both fat and muscle. You’ll get to enjoy the stick figure arms and legs, and no ass left.

But hey, I dropped over 60lbs and my A1C is down.

16.04.2025 13:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That looks less stupid. And explodes less.

22.03.2025 17:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The brand is Swasticar, the model is a Deplorean. A vehicle so terrible it could only have been designed by a ketamine-addled Nazi nepo baby who never grew up.

22.03.2025 17:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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22.03.2025 04:05 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

After much consideration, I am led to believe that the problem here isn’t meat.

22.03.2025 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You have the power to make it happen now.

03.03.2025 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fever coat, maybe?

02.03.2025 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The head of Alfredo Garcia

27.02.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because trans people are the ones the Nazis went after first.

25.02.2025 18:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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