gwomp

Da wife n' I

digging for my inhaler but my popular knapsack has too many locations

❌"my boobs hurt"
✅"guh another long day the tit factory"

Girl who is listening to estonian dreampop band pia fraus

im gonna start beeping at my gf when i need to eat like a tamagotchi

out here shrinking my dink

Buhhhh cute wife 🥵

Damn, she ated my apple watch :/

Pro tip: hit poppers and do your skin care routine you wont believe what happens next

Transgendah

Overwhelmed woman sheds tears in car

Shes giving "so you wanna join the resistance... who sent you whatre you really doing here" *holds knife to your neck*

puppy girl on the ballot 2028

my car rhonda t. (the) honda

Guhhhhh

A comic. Seeds fly through the air and plants grow and grow. Rain falls. Worm-in-a-rock god snoozes in the shelter of some leaves.

wiarg 8

“Like ayyy imm gonna knock ur lights out bark bark”

Smiting gender pragmatists with these…. why they kinda look like paws tho

Its just like this, actually

Did make up for real for once….

Women amiright