A Flawlessly Executed Harai-Goshi

Wait you wanted to fuck? I thought we were just beating the shit out of each other

don't you want to fucking win

aren't you tired of losing

Fighting is fucking hard lol

Manga panel of a girl with her fist raised saying “its child’s play to punch someone whos stuck on the ground”

if there are a million different realities, i have slept with your wife in every one of them

I step on your toes and knee you in the face. Through the ringing in your ears, all you can hear is a single disgusted refrain:

“Why dont you follow me on tumblr?”

steps on ur face cutely

lizzy draws me a lot of private art and it's all incredible but like i kind of had to share this one,

Shotacon Karate

Locking in an armbar on a girl is literally just first base

You all were nerding out about Alex's pro wrestling moves. I was freaking out about this ode to Kevin Randleman.

Fucking FACTS

2026 is the year of the boargirl. Grow fatter and more vicious, smarter and stronger at once. Many will seek your flesh but few will triumph to hold you down.

every moment spent not learning kung fu is a moment wasted

💛

MMA is fucking hard. I feel like wrestlers with good passing (pause for laughing at passing jokes) are my biggest weakness; and MMA gyms are fuuuull of guys like that. But its all the better to get the practice in

God i fucking love kicking people

Master Manipulator (she can pick you up and move you as she pleases)

This year’s goal is to be able to Deadlift and Squat my own body weight for reps. If i cant literally pick someone my size up and chuck them across a room then whats even the point

More power…more strength…more darkness

pitchfork n horns, watch out

AWESOME

My sloppily cut bangs ARE the cutest things in the world and if you disagree im crushing your windpipe

If de-ashi barai was a girl i would treat her so right. She’s got a bit of a tough exterior but when you get to know her she’s SO sweet

In this case, the soreness you feel from exerting yourself to the max and failing only serves to taunt you. Every move you make is a tactile reminder of doing everything in your power and failing. A tantalising debilitation

On the other hand, losing an exchange with someone who’s an equal to you is maddening. Its so clearly obvious that you Could Have won, but the possibility of victory next time makes you Hungry. It pushes you to keep going, to outdo your previous self

Of course theres also the riding of that razor’s edge. When you face someone of equivalent power and ability every little advantage you can get makes you feel like a genius because its all preplanned. Every technique was learned every ounce of strength was earned