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If you’re going to call me a moron - you’re telling me something I already know. Gobshite. Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland

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a man wearing a cowboy hat and a mustache ALT: a man wearing a cowboy hat and a mustache

Thank you sir.

13.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My faith in Agoos is being tested…. #baonpdx

12.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Sarah Vaughan - Misty (Sweden, 1964)
YouTube video by The Jazz Estate Sarah Vaughan - Misty (Sweden, 1964)

Think the world needs to take a break and just watch Sarah Vaughn absolutely own “Misty”. youtu.be/udCVAxGH0hg?...

12.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, truly the first sign of spring… #rctid

11.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think witnessing first-hand nearly 20 years ago how Clay Bennett & David Stern stole the SuperSonics for nothing more than naked greed, pride, & ego was my origin story of why I hate the billionaires with the power of thousands thunderstorms.

11.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My god Portland and Oregon governments, least have the testicular fortitude to put funding for renovating Moda on the ballot through a proper stand alone tax proposal such as a hotel/motel surcharge.

Good chance it would pass.

Raiding the funds of other public agencies for this is wrong.

11.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I wasn’t intrigued about going before but now?

You have my attention and curiosity.

11.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Proper…

Futbull…

Weatha…

11.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Again, when you position yourself one step to the left of an opposing right wing party in a two large party system - it isn’t a political strategy, it’s a suicide pact.

Take note Democrats, fight for your people or they won’t fight for you.

Being a default option will only get you so far.

11.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Gisele Currier Scholarship Fund & Lazy Days Brewing have formed a new partnership. This collaboration includes Lazy Days donating proceeds from beer sales at Providence Park & Legends Pub. Proceeds from the sale will directly help many deserving young people play the beautiful game. #RCTID

10.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 26    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 1

Just dress like you’re in Peaky Blinders and roll with it…

10.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
10.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How on earth are the Seattle Mariners going to win now?

09.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Post a banger that isn’t English youtu.be/oKx1NuRqpeM?...

09.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I will give the Paulson’s a tiny bit a credit (not an endorsement & he should still sell).

When it came time to improve Providence, they did it mostly themselves. It made fiscal sense for all parties involved & didn’t resort to the typical franchise hostage taking tactics.

Looking at you Blazers.

09.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Apropos about nothing.

The key to the PNW CO2-free, sustainable heating, & base load electricity future is Geothermal.

There are already explored and vetted areas throughout the region that are viable for heating & electrical generation.

The question is how we prioritize it & the will to invest.

09.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fall of Keir Starmer should be a cautionary tale for the Democratic party - what happens when your politics cast aside long time allies for the sake of political expedience, listen to consultant grifters, & think it wise to be one step to the left of the far right opposition party.

09.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure.

Why not.

09.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Been saving that one…

09.02.2026 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A Super Bowl I can celebrate!

A Pete-Carroll-free Super Bowl win!

09.02.2026 03:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me every time i see another “He gets us” Evangelical astroturfing Super Bowl ad…

09.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of men are sitting in chairs in a boxing ring with the words `` he 's fat '' written above them . ALT: a group of men are sitting in chairs in a boxing ring with the words `` he 's fat '' written above them .

Look, if Scott Steiner can’t motivate America to lose weight, Mike Tyson & the MAHA eejits don’t have a prayer…

09.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did…Mike Tyson just call me fat because RFK Jr paid him to? WTF

09.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 1255    🔁 120    💬 24    📌 13

AI are this year’s crypto ads…

09.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone called Sam Darnold “Ginger Flanders” & now I can’t unsee it.

09.02.2026 00:16 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

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07.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Finneas and Billie

Finneas and Billie

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

06.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 40276    🔁 9267    💬 354    📌 273

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