Chris Love

The working title for this film was ‘Dry Ice and Tits’ #thefilmcrowd

Not much of a wedding night. When do they start drinking Gin and moan about not being appreciated? #thefilmcrowd

There’s an annoying yellow streak down the middle of the screen. Oh no, it’s just Marc Damon #thefilmcrowd

She’s got a red ring. Serves her right #thefilmcrowd

God these two are so wooden, they’ll start a fire if the engage in coitus. #thefilmcrowd

This is a bit like Dracula, but with all the interesting characters and plot removed. #thefilmcrowd

I know what would jazz this film up: Robin Asquith and some slide whistles #thefilmcrowd

Ooo, a colonoscopy #thefilmcrowd

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Evening #thefilmcrowd

Speaking of seances. Farewell PR. #thefilmcrowd

Too many Roberts #thefilmcrowd

What-O
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I think he might be called Ben #thefilmcrowd

Fetch: the comfy chair! #thefilmcrowd

Place your bets for a fire 🔥 #thefilmcrowd

🎺 da da da da daaa
That’s enough of that hook.
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There is no Jennifer only Zule. #thefilmcrowd

Oh Christ, bloody neighbours #thefilmcrowd

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Well it’s not my favourite farm, but I’m here out of curiosity. #thefilmcrowd

No messing around from the Cush there.
Goodnight all #thefilmcrowd

After a pint of my blood, you’ll be as dull as I am Mina. #thefilmcrowd

The morning after 15 pints and a dodgy kebab #thefilmcrowd

I have no sympathy for any of these characters, I hope they all get sucked as pale as an ice pop. #thefilmcrowd

Put some net curtains up, they trap everything. #thefilmcrowd

All is well, Cushing has arrived. #thefilmcrowd

They got through 17 sets of cymbals making this film. #thefilmcrowd

By recommendation of several #thefilmcrowd folk, I recently watched the Louis Jordan version of Dracula, and it was top notch.

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