My most authoritarian opinion is that if your movie is over 2 hours long, you should be legally required to provide a 10 minute intermission mid movie.
15.10.2025 14:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@verytiredgoblin.bsky.social
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My most authoritarian opinion is that if your movie is over 2 hours long, you should be legally required to provide a 10 minute intermission mid movie.
15.10.2025 14:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Get a water pick." they said. "You'll love it." they said.
Night 1. First thing. I shoot myself in the face with water. I scream.
Night 2. I now know the power button shoots water immediately. I am prepared. I go to turn it off. I panic. I shoot myself in the face with water. I scream.
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04.07.2025 17:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.
03.07.2025 18:48 β π 18588 π 5683 π¬ 366 π 181π this
03.07.2025 18:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weird hot take, I guess, but it feels pretty gross to be coming up with fun little nicknames for a fucking concentration camp.
03.07.2025 17:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. π
03.07.2025 12:45 β π 22893 π 4059 π¬ 370 π 375Maybe it's just me, but I don't think we should be giving concentration camps fun little nicknames. Feels gross. π¬
03.07.2025 16:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hear me out, John Brown and a 3d printer.
02.07.2025 21:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 06% said "I am not a snitch"
27.06.2025 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm gonna start collecting the religious cult pamphlets that customers sometimes give me at work. Whenever someone says "I have something for you", I can be like "well I have something for you!" And just swap out the pamphlets. I see your cult, and raise you this other slightly different cult.
27.06.2025 14:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shout out to my hot commies π₯
26.06.2025 13:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a fake story, and the pictures are very clearly AI
25.06.2025 14:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Have we tried going back in time and making sure Bill and Ted pass their history report?
23.06.2025 23:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, while you're here, help spread this a bit more and donate if you can
23.06.2025 19:06 β π 17 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0These people are batshit. I wish leftists were half as organized as they think we are.
13.06.2025 03:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They've arrested, detained, or assaulted a judge, a Mayor, a Congresswoman, a labor leaderβand now a U.S. Senator. Imagine what they'll do to you.
They are counting on our fear, which is why we must be courageous. If we don't fight back, they will come for all of us.
a lot of the people who will chastise you for criticizing Dems instead of focusing on Trump are surprisingly willing to criticize protestors instead of focusing on Trump
11.06.2025 20:07 β π 4769 π 952 π¬ 54 π 36We live in a hell hole where the rich can bypass all immigration for 5 mil, but people actively going through the citizenship process are being kidnapped from their court hearings and sent to torture prisons. I fucking hate it here.
12.06.2025 16:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The only reason prisons are able to pay incarcerated individuals less than minimum wage is because the 13 amendment exempts punishment in prison from the prohibition on slavery. They're legal slaves.
That doesn't apply to civil detention for immigration. It's blatantly unconstitutional.
Truly tragic whatβs become of Santa Monica. I was struck by a golden doodle the other day.
11.06.2025 19:59 β π 1685 π 233 π¬ 165 π 19Dear World,
I've said it before, I'll say it again: DO NOT COME TO AMERICA for the next 4+ years.
Not for vacation.
Not for business.
Not for FIFA World Cup.
Not for ANYTHING.
Due to new management, it is not safe here. Our President is declaring an unprecedented war on us.
PASS IT ON.
ICE is abducting US citizens out in the open to provoke a response. They're doing this on purpose to escalate and then play the victim when people protest.
11.06.2025 18:26 β π 1954 π 661 π¬ 38 π 17βGUYS! We just have to ask really nicely and ICE will not kidnap our family!
Also only fly American flags! And say pretty please!β
- Liberals
The 2022 US Trans Survey has finally been released. It was a record survey of 92,329 trans people in the United States. It paints a picture of both tremendous project and extreme levels of discrimination and violence against trans people.
ustranssurvey.org
Trump is starting the dehumanization process to get the military ready to fire on US citizens on US soil. To get the military to that point, they must see fellow Americans as enemies and less than human.
These are the seeds of mass atrocities.