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@monkyinatree.bsky.social

academically thirsty, face blind, desk enthusiast, intrusive chore addict, book related audacity

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Post image 18.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œthere’s BCB and PCP
and never the twain shall meet”

16.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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tough guys like to splish splash too!

15.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

more like Plywood Houston if you’re asking me!!

15.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you look sharp!

14.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how does one know if they are having a panic attack? i think im getting closer each week, but…

13.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hi, can we play cross play together?

13.02.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

βœ…

13.02.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

u should stop that

09.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yea may sounds good

07.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NAAAF protocol remains in full effect β€” though the method be agony, the results cannot be denied

07.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god 😭

06.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a 2 location itinerary!

06.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œi am fiercely committed to being in a securely attached relationship!”

05.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the best thing about having to couchsurf between friend’s homes for 11+ days in a row are the ample opportunities to use the word β€œperipatetic”

04.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i am addicted to the hardware store

04.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no, that would be bad for my anxiety

03.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me too!

03.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

after i shower at the Y i like to towel off using the tiniest Gatorade towel

a sort of comical sluttiness that humors me

03.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OOMFF waiting until no one was watching to hop up to me & beg for head scratches

and that’s perfectly acceptable to me!

02.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i gotta start bringing a bag to the function.
yo, everybody gotta start bring bag to the function!!!

02.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i would like to say a special thank you to the oboe player who has been ripping the most peaceful melodies 24/7 on the NES hold line!

30.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is so real. no time for love when you first begin this beautiful quest

28.01.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i picked one hell of a week to Never Act Avoidantly Again Forever

26.01.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

send me the recipe or else!

26.01.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m reading hamlet today, wbu?

24.01.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

whooops!! somebody forgot to defer their end of the year bonus to retirement….πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

23.01.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and per the clip, you would be the most OP tour manager to ever play the game. if you get offered the promotion from groupie, that is

22.01.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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