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@monkyinatree.bsky.social

academically thirsty, face blind, desk enthusiast, intrusive chore addict, book related audacity

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the people have spokenโ€ฆ

we r gonna fuck UNO!!

18.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™m that weasel, yo

18.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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allie is the no. 1 โ€œi canโ€™t believe everybody doesnโ€™t know about this yetโ€ artist for me!

18.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

scrabble
yahtzee
uno

fuck, marry, kill

18.10.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œyouโ€™re gonna be the only boy at this dinner, so you better act rightโ€

17.10.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œmodern, mischevious, merry, & bored/
i am making a meme for the woman i likeโ€

17.10.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these 2 will be the exception, just watch

14.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sry, but itโ€™s a package deal, my oomf!

14.10.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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proud of this one, ngl

13.10.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good god

13.10.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gelato/gelato โ€” to the tune of tomato/tomato

12.10.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œand remember, the first sipperino is freeโ€

12.10.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

made a big splash returning to work today by sleeping in 45 minutes past my shift

10.10.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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same for me except for the Nobel part; pretty cool

08.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i survived 5 days of rugged, backcountry river navigation and you can tell by the way i wear my keys on a carabiner now

08.10.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cream cheese kolache I love you

08.10.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know what iโ€™m gonna be for halloween; soomfs can stop worrying now

08.10.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you are describing โ€œlibbing outโ€

01.10.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this jungian life is hosted by olds but i would never recommend that slop

26.09.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

weak in the knees from a euphoric crosswording experience

25.09.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for better & for worse, MJ Lenderman sings harmony like a guy who shows up late to band practice

22.09.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how could i possibly know any shadow name but my own! i spent years discovering mine was Josh. i canโ€™t do the work for you!!!

21.09.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now about last nightโ€ฆi go see Ikuru by Kurosawa and stop by the villager afterwards. i talk with a fellow moviegoer for 20 minutes when he turns to introduce himselfโ€ฆ

21.09.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so yesterday my co-worker of 9 years addresses me as Joshโ€ฆunsurprising!
i simply understand that my shadow is in play

21.09.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

if youโ€™re not up to speed:
each of us has a name & a shadow name.
your shadow name contains some energetic negation of your named identity.
my shadow name is Josh.

21.09.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

we talking SPF15 (little handful for the road) or SP50 (bowlful from the kitchen?)

21.09.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am typing this missive on my mechanical bluetooth keyboard, and it makes me so happy!
type type type

20.09.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mania is described in the DSM as z. swann at 3pm in the afternoon when he has tomorrow off work.

18.09.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for me, some names just hit harder. like Evelyn or Yolanda

13.09.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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