monky

anxiety meltdown over a tiny car issue…i’ve gotten soft since my years as an amateur Buick mechanic

what in gods name? these are perfect

new Tide detergent slogan - “and THAT’S the whole clothesline!”

scandanavian one is good!

Little Free Library in Echo Park:
-Untamed
-Capital
-White Fragility

9.8 out of 10 on the stereotype scale

no notes

i am enjoying an extensive walking tour of the architecture in downtown Los Angeles

woah…or should i say…whoa!
what else does she have up her sleeve?

i’m at the gym

someone stop this woman before it’s too late

my normal stack is:
-walking around
-amelioration
-goofing

but when i’m feeling decadent it’s
-deliciousness
-coitus
-WILD CARD (chores)

which 3 will you try to experience?

🥲

35 years for me…

looks like christmas came early for me!!!

what’s a guy gotta do to get some clout in this town!

grasshoppers are chronically scheming. that’s why they are always rubbin like that

genuine inquiry for aomfs that say “hectic”…

what do you like about saying this word?

46 minutes in….

say less! this was one of the 4 i have saved on amazon. i’m sold!

how to find the perfect mattress in under 45 minutes

when i pump up my bike tires and puff of air pfffffs out of the tube

the LORD hath wasted no time in putting my newfound faith to the test…and it’s not going great

following extensive research, i have determined the ideal length for a family vacation is 45 minutes

inshallah, the solution shall never be found

first time hearing this, but sure! this is quite literally my bag

i want to be angelically good

roommate just offhandedly referred to her friend Billy the Toad.

excuse me!?

i would like to see more modern people employ the “[name] the [category]” style of title

and just like that…the pantheon of home goods internet advertisers turned their collective gaze towards me, a guy who is about to move apartments

i have qualified to keep my health insurance for another 6 months

i love America!