@whomiche.bsky.social
Probably having another weird interaction with a raccoon
Iβm accidentally the first car in the school pick up line like a big NERD
24.02.2026 21:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dear @baby-bunnicula.bsky.social,
Iβm obsessed with you. Happy birthday!! πππ
4pm: put on jammies
4:05pm: disappear into couch
Every time I hear this song, I canβt help but think it wouldβve been perfect in Baby Driver.
22.02.2026 18:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Miller Lite day to meeee (itβs game day)
22.02.2026 00:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In my dream I was thinking Iβd seen so much of her choreography over the years that I could make it work!
21.02.2026 19:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dreamt I had to perform an entire BeyoncΓ© lip sync halftime performance, but I hadnβt practiced the routine all the way thru and it was the morning of. But also felt confident I could wing it???
21.02.2026 14:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@thankswedge.bsky.social @thebratsupreme.bsky.social @thedailybailey.bsky.social not to worry, I shall tell you all another time!
21.02.2026 14:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tonight I told oomfs the story about how my deconstruction from Christianity started with a game of telephone.
21.02.2026 02:33 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0The soft smiles are a perfect match
21.02.2026 02:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Did your mom also abandon you?
21.02.2026 01:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs sooooo embarrassing to have permanent bumps in my pinkies from holding a cell phone for the last 15 years :/
20.02.2026 03:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Veryyyyy noted!!
20.02.2026 03:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tragic that it isnβt a Tuesday, bc I could be talked into honkin this tonk tonight!
19.02.2026 23:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Beautiful girls, all over the world
I could be chasin, but my time would be wasted
Cause they got nothing on youuu baby
Hope you can run fast!
19.02.2026 20:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 040 mins of Mr Golden Sun is better than no minutes i suppose. :/
19.02.2026 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Donβt wanna get on her bad side, thatβs for dang sure.
19.02.2026 19:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0THANK U MR GOLDEN SUN
19.02.2026 19:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Mr. Sun, Sun, Mr. Golden Sun, please shine down on meeee (begging)
19.02.2026 18:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1Thatβs no longer a βcomb,β itβs an βmbβ now. Lost all itβs βcoβ
19.02.2026 15:43 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Amen
19.02.2026 15:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sheep spring sheep spring sheep spring
19.02.2026 03:03 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0SHEEP SPRING
19.02.2026 03:04 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Iβll get em next time π§ββοΈ
19.02.2026 03:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am, once again, sitting in front of book club, asking them to read my favorite book. π€π»
19.02.2026 01:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Reality Check: Inside America's Next Top Model >>>>>>>
18.02.2026 02:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The thing about a Bastion margarita isβit will really fuck you up.
18.02.2026 00:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think the Fire Horse voted in my favor, based on the wash day results!
18.02.2026 00:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm sorry to the Chinese new year. I shall wash with good intentions like organization and cleanliness and being a beautiful baddie π
17.02.2026 21:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
