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Wiley Fontaine

@unorthodoxslapbox.bsky.social

Ain’t none special darling. Just whooping ass, stacking cash, keeping my head low and moving fast you feel me.

41 Followers  |  95 Following  |  97 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.7112

Latest posts by unorthodoxslapbox.bsky.social on Bluesky

No funny shit I’m glad I got out when I did. Blues Mondays, no shaving waivers, AND getting clipped for trips to mental?

13.03.2025 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn Z-Ro wasn’t lying. I hit a nigga with a pure gut punch today in sparring and the nigga did damn near vomit.

13.03.2025 01:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This for my hyper violent autistic homies, what’s y’all fight scene song. I’m pretty damn confident I can body bout 30 folks to Don’t Stop the Party.

11.03.2025 22:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I swear to Christ if the Steelers sign Rodgers I’m going to the Eagles

10.03.2025 12:23 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe as a fan I shouldn’t have an opinion on storylines

02.03.2025 03:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been banned from yapping in the house for asking if people that have been bisected have shoes in their casket

27.02.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guarantee 90% of your problems will disappear if you slap the DOG SHIT out of one person beloved #selfcare

25.02.2025 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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25.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TATT IT UPPP, BARBRAAAAA

23.02.2025 01:47 — 👍 18    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 1

Lemme tell you something brother! I’m dog walking the shit out of anybody on this goofy ass shit. You know how you reach across aisles?! BY BEATING THE DOG SHIT OUTTA NAZIS

22.02.2025 02:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fucked up thing about growing up in poverty and making it out is that you don’t get to be irresponsible. I’ve been on serious business since 16. I wanna know what it’s like to be irresponsible too damn it🥺

21.02.2025 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Misery’s just lonely and I have 9 friends for them😊

21.02.2025 04:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No funny shit I showed her some of that psychos highlights and she’s in love with this nigga😂😂😂

20.02.2025 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The lady finally settled on a team and she picked the eagles. Why we looking at jerseys and she immediately picks A FUCKING BRIAN DAWKINS THROWBACK

20.02.2025 01:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That is terrifying for the children in the room then

11.02.2025 02:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw Saenchai do a damn Ali shuffle into into a teep and SO HELP ME GOD if I land one of those in sparring im talking shit forever

09.02.2025 04:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The lady said I can’t kill a six pack because ALLEGEDLY she don’t wanna see my big ass do a backspin

09.02.2025 04:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aye what’s the word on Walemania this year? I’m papered up this year and I’m tryna join in on the festivities

08.02.2025 03:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That Spirit movie (the one bout the horse), Endgame, Bullet Train (my brother passed not to long before I watched it kma), Brother Bear (again, dead brother)

07.02.2025 02:52 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Dead ass. Tomorrow. For real😂

06.02.2025 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These things stop of any my attempts to eat clean

06.02.2025 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

some people just deserve to be pistol whipped

06.02.2025 21:47 — 👍 43    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 1

This is in reference to Kanye and bitch ass niggas that move like him. Being autistic doesn’t mean you get a pass for being a fascist, anti-semetic dickhead.

06.02.2025 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having lived in the Midwest for a bit, y’all are an interesting breed. And it’s fucking Coke.

06.02.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Autistic still don’t mean shit. Take that shit over to them pink toe boys with that weirdo shit. We big adult tism out this bitch.

06.02.2025 19:32 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

WAYYYYY too many folks trust me to give them worthwhile advice.

05.02.2025 03:28 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Fucking incredible. Kinsman thine art an artIST.

04.02.2025 21:35 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

03.02.2025 22:34 — 👍 52743    🔁 15105    💬 1624    📌 1075
04.02.2025 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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