A matter for the statesβ¦
Where have we heard that before�
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A matter for the statesβ¦
Where have we heard that before�
America canβt be trusted with nukes, it has priors. Trump is dementing before our eyes #25th
22.06.2025 15:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs got several quarts of whiskey scheduled before that
22.06.2025 14:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Time to make like a grasshopper and eat your young
22.06.2025 01:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One in each hand is the definition of balance
18.06.2025 09:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Go slay
11.06.2025 09:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0An painting reminiscent of the style of John William Waterhouse that depicts two smiling women in corsets and dresses; one on the ground is handing a lit molotov cocktail to the other woman on a ladder overlooking a brick wall
With you in spirit, LA. β€οΈ from Portugal.
07.06.2025 21:38 β π 17194 π 2035 π¬ 180 π 124Until sex ed in primary school I believed tampons were in fact fart mufflers for women
My mum always made a big deal that βladies didnβt fluffβ - she wouldnβt say βfartβ. Iβd find the little wrappers I recognised from her handbag floating in the loo after sheβd been and well, connected the dots
Iβd break up with them too
20.05.2025 05:26 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The man doesnβt blink
18.05.2025 15:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Does he ever blink?
18.05.2025 15:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs a cover, and a great one
11.05.2025 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If youβre a Bee Gees fan, this pops
open.spotify.com/track/0Jt6Tz...
Iβm a sucker for a sun soaked seventies harmony
11.05.2025 11:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sunday night vibe
open.spotify.com/track/4BCmdM...
Bitch better have my money
10.05.2025 05:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Probably just gifts from Russia ππΌπ‘
09.05.2025 13:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We need to tax mining companies in this country
03.05.2025 13:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I drank every time he said it, can you please call me an ambulance
03.05.2025 13:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Doing it, then backflipping from it.
Did you catch Jacinta Priceβs trainwreck interview?
Gold. ππ
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βA time of profound opportunityβ Then itβs time to tax the billionaires, tax the coal and gas giants, protect our environment and act against climate change. #itstime #alp #binnight #auspol
03.05.2025 12:11 β π 18 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Just got a message from a mate: βCan Peter Dutton get a βGoodbye From Countryβ?β
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Sit down, boofhead
03.05.2025 12:16 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The turd polish?
03.05.2025 11:26 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Weβve reached the Find Out stage of Fucking About
03.05.2025 11:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I never thought Iβd say this on an election night, but THANK YOU Queensland
#BinNight
Finally, a full flush
03.05.2025 10:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A resounding NO to Trump style politics, nuclear power, culture wars and racism!
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