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Todd Hofert

@thofert.bsky.social

Driver - Team Visma | Lease A Bike Cyclist Artist

499 Followers  |  228 Following  |  203 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  2.7483

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Is the gif related to โ€œglowingโ€?

13.02.2026 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks beautiful! ๐Ÿ˜

13.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about the โ€œSave Actโ€โ€ฆ.seems more important right now.

12.02.2026 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beauty!

08.02.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being naughty? Cโ€™mon dude. If thatโ€™s your take go sit down.

07.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Land lines will do.

27.01.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh this question (mechanics or swannies) caused great consternation in the ranks a few years back. A DS was asked to settle the disputeโ€ฆ.and yeah, he did. Much to the dismay of one or the other. I wonโ€™t say.

23.01.2026 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. And he has HEARD from me more than a few times now. Disgraceful that itโ€™s even a conversation.

23.01.2026 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only โ€œorganized chaos agents, paid agitatorsโ€ in MN are ICE.

22.01.2026 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that a voting machine?

20.01.2026 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How in the hell did we get here? Normalizing every ridiculous notion, well other than Hillaryโ€™s e-mail.

15.01.2026 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t do it. Itโ€™s getting out of control.

06.01.2026 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜…

30.12.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

La Vie Claire would like a wordโ€ฆ

30.12.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He said heโ€™d make eggs cheaper.

26.12.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VDP struggles only because he is riding slower than heโ€™d like to be. When he goes the mistakes clean themselves up.

26.12.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Run on sentence much.

14.12.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That bike is ๐Ÿ”ฅ

12.12.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THat is the beauty of CX. Anyone can do it. Relatively safe. Can race yourself if not yet competitive. Donโ€™t have to worry about trashing equipment. Everyone is welcome.

11.12.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The statement says nothing about impeachmentโ€ฆ

11.12.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d like to have a car shaped storage unit to put in the street in front of my house. Maybe a van shape. I wonder how long it would be allowed.

11.12.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That might be why Remco left!

11.12.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like the helmetโ€ฆ.

11.12.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reap what you sow.

09.12.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A framed oil painting depicting a man in a blue blazer and an ascot with little facial detail or expression.

A framed oil painting depicting a man in a blue blazer and an ascot with little facial detail or expression.

Iโ€™ve decided to share some of my artwork here. The first is an oil and cold wax painting on board. Itโ€™s called โ€œEarnestโ€. Inspired by The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde. Specifically the practice of creating a fictional excuse or persona to avoid social obligations.

03.12.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no mobility issues yet I prefer the low step bikes. Just silly to have swing your leg over in street clothes.

30.11.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you ask for a coffee to go in Italy, they will escort you to the border!

25.11.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some people are expendable for the convenience of others. I get that vibe every time I drive a car.

21.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Grok apparently only scrapes Elons sent items.

21.11.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was dinged $63 for a $75 package from the Netherlandsโ€ฆ

11.11.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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