Michael Keaton. The best actor of his generation.

I’d buy that paper

So reporting the story would be
“There is gonna be a game in Saudi”

Opinion would be
“This is fucking stupid”

Gonna put up career #s in front of 17k fans.

I think what i love most about sports writers today is that they have no real opinions anymore. Like at no time does anyone have the “wow this sounds like a fucking stupid idea”. It’s one part story one part shoe shine.

The leagues owners are 32 Spaulding Smails.

He’ll be moved in August

Q. What does a hall of fame pitcher look like?

A. Well was he nice to me?

Q. Well yes

A. First ballot

Wow. What changed?

Wait till they start reading the lyrics of Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, Willie Nelson and John Prine. Real country music has the same message

It’s Zo

Do a majority of Philly sport reporters/podcasters/sports radio like the Eagles? This is an honest question. Because it seems like most if not all treat the Eagles like it’s a Real Housewives recap show. Or are they just trolls?

Again this is an honest question

Is this supposed to be in sarcastic font or is this a rhetorical?

I swear officer, I wouldn’t have drove into the commons if it wasn’t for that pesky bike lane

Harbaugh?

Zero owners have any business getting into the Hall. They have their toy almost completely subsidized by politicians and fans. Shouldn’t even be on the ballot

The Washington Post bought Amazon I heard then both were bought by Blue Origin. Then sold back to the Washington Post.

Hey remember when they forced Notre Dame to forfeit a season for Tudors? The NCAA corruption is almost as bad as FiFa

Can you imagine how disappointed JD Vance is that another Couch is leaving. Heartbreaking

When RKK gets in and Bill is left out in the cold people will understand the call came from inside the house.

Because journalism died roughly March 2015.

Party of cucks

Why the fuq would an owner get into the Hall. Jeez us you were able to buy a little toy.

Suozzi? Doesn’t sound American. Did we check his papers?

A hypothetical yet realistic future quote.

Was a boring game when the sun was out

They don’t hate masshole teams just masshole fans. Been living in Southie since 1998. 3 years before the Pats had a fanbase. There was more NY Giants fans than Pats. Biggest front running fanbase in football. Bruins fans are the balls. Sox are 50/50. Celtics solid

It’s cool. I’d do the same if it was the Pacific Northwest Seahawks or the Biblebelt Titans.

Boston hasn’t had a football team since 1971. Dude it was in all the papers.

I have difficulty trying to decide whether you are a coward or a charlatan. Maybe both. Disappointed in you.

Trash lid.

Insane he got in.