Useless but interesting

mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges

In 1974 no less!!

you may think you’re a hater, but most of you (and this includes me) would have to think long and hard about turning down ten fucking mil to pursue your lifelong dream of hating

someone please arrest my dog, he's trying to disenfranchise me

I internalized all that "you should be genuine and authentic or you're Bad" real deeply for a long time. It felt horrible to feel like it was lose-lose. Either I navigated social situations more smoothly while "lying" or I was Authentic & no one liked that lol

They've either never worked a job where you had to interact with customers or don't think about it. Even if you're mostly being yourself and consider yourself friendly with a "regular" there are still things you won't say and do because Customer.

he is an artiste. he is an ac-tor. he is Method.

I know that being able to sift through information to find the relevant points is a skill but sometimes I don't have to do any sifting.

My favorite thing to do as a legitimately compulsively helpful person is to emphasize that all I'm doing is googling just like they could.

Is it their fault that I am incapable of ignoring their Googleable question? No not really. Will I still remind them they could have jfgi? Yeah

PINK MORTOS CLUB! I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE PINK MORTOS CLUB!
#AEW

Food Resource List - PDX Food Resources PDX Share this sheet to amplify these existing resources to support individuals & families in accessing food during this government shutdown. A delay in SNAP means over 750,000 families...

Someone has put together a VERY thorough list of resources for people in the Portland area who need food. For those who have enough to share, please consider putting your time and/or money somewhere. For those who need help, here are places to get it.
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I wish I was him

his big fuck you grin at Take reminded me of SOME horror movie type thing that I can't put my finger on and it's going to drive me nuts.

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels:

• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"

this was exactly what I was thinking. so many DMs have gone from fun banter about footballers to "hey why don't you send me some nudes" with no transition.

yeah, I had like... one of those weird looking black eyes that people get from just being in a collision and everything lmao. Dog skulls: REALLY HARD. HE was fine.

what a good human being. hopefully the wider attention he gets from the Oregonian's audience doesn't fuck him.

oh man, I was dog sitting a dog once and I leaned over just as he boinged and it resulted in him headbutting me SUPER hard on my brow bone. I'm like 90% it fractured the bone. It aches when it's cold lmao.

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I knew that laptop was toast when I immediately clocked how old and cheap it looked

a summer camp classic

I'm not sure why this reminded me of the time in middle school a girl yelled "GO BACK TO FRANCE!" as she stomped away angry because she thought I'd called her fat*, but it did. I am not French.

*I didn't but I see where she was coming from as I said my shirt wouldn't fit her.

When I was a teen, I went to visit a friend and we visited HER friend whose parents were a lesbian throuple. At one point, one of the moms said "We don't go straight, we go gayly forward!" at an intersection. Think of it whenever gps tells me to go straight.

you have to add the "wealthy" caveat, otherwise, you're just a sparkling fuckup, ask me how i know

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

buc-ees is so funny rn, its 75% kpop babes leaving austin after a seventeen concert and 25% wrestling fans headed back to austin after dynamite

He's so funny. I love him to death.

Matilda is really bad at eating wet food. Like she's never mastered the technique, so though she wants to eat it, after a while she gives up because it's so much work.

I did not, to be fair and to address your latest post, look very carefully at all the scads of paperwork they send, to embarrassing results recently