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She/her. 40. Disabled bi/pan Chicana. Voice actor,audiobook narrator, podcast cohost (Legends of SHIELD, All Elite Talk). Rep by The Jackson Agency. Icon by @kalledotwav. lwsalinas.com Mostly wrestleposting for serotonin.

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It took me a very long time to learn "do your best" does not mean "give 100% effort even at the expense of your physical or mental health" or "give A+ effort even when it is clearly not appreciated or valued". Sometimes doing your best is heating up a can of soup and going to bed early.

30.04.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3757    πŸ” 1179    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 33
mjf wearing a shirt that reads: I got thumbs downed out of my polycule & all i got was this shirt”

mjf wearing a shirt that reads: I got thumbs downed out of my polycule & all i got was this shirt”

a hot new bombshell has been voted out of the villa
#WIP

05.08.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Johnny Cage's fake IMDB page.

FAQ:

How old is Johnny Cage?
Cage is just a number.

Who is Johnny Cage dating?
Your mom.

What is Johnny Cage's preferred brand of sunglasses?
The expensive kind.

Who is Johnny Cage's agent?
If you find out, please contact Johnny Cage.

Johnny Cage's fake IMDB page. FAQ: How old is Johnny Cage? Cage is just a number. Who is Johnny Cage dating? Your mom. What is Johnny Cage's preferred brand of sunglasses? The expensive kind. Who is Johnny Cage's agent? If you find out, please contact Johnny Cage.

It's important to let you know that:

1) Warner Bros. created a mock-up of an IMDB page for Johnny Cage

2) all of Johnny Cage's movies are rated 6.9

05.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

This is all it takes? This is all it fucking takes?

05.08.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 383    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 9

That sounds fun bad!

05.08.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once you're done I'd love to know if it was fun bad (can be mocked with friends) or just bad bad.

05.08.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
04.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm bad at measuring distances, but maybe 30-ish yards? I shot a tournament at 25 yards and it's a bit further back than that. Nowhere near Olympic lengths, though

04.08.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FRIDAY, AUGUST 29TH. Respect is a big hit! Get your tickets today at respectwomenswrestling.ticketspice.com/respect-wome...

03.08.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Evil Uno is the best.

04.08.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

04.08.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Three arrows in a target, all clustered in the middle/top left of the center yellow part of a target

Three arrows in a target, all clustered in the middle/top left of the center yellow part of a target

Feeling pretty proud of myself for this.

03.08.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Texas House Democrats have fled the state to break quorum and stop the redistricting scheme. Minority Leader Gene Wu is declaring: This corrupt special session is over.

Democrats are now on their way to Illinois and will hold a press conference with Governor JB Pritzker at 7:15pm

03.08.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1523    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 123

You look incredible!

I miss GenCon so badly. Hopefully next year.

03.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I took an updated group picture of every Chaos mini i painted for my Warhammer40k trans pride series.

#warhammercommunity

03.08.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 625    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3
03.08.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep an eye on our website www.welovetheswitch.com for more streaming options coming today!

01.08.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

YES EVERYONE WATCH THIS, THIS WAS HOW I WAS INTRODUCED TO NYLA ROSE

01.08.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bringing this back into the spotlight today for no reason 🀼

01.08.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick

Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

01.08.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10336    πŸ” 1806    πŸ’¬ 352    πŸ“Œ 164

41. Whattup fellow Olds!

01.08.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4. I don't really believe you could make a workable adaptation of the Vorkosigan Saga but I'd be willing to spend a few hundred million dollars trying to find out.

01.08.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

Holy damn. That was brutal and I loved it. Thank you Kyle and thank you Dustin. #AEWCollision πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

01.08.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GIRL HIS OUSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

01.08.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

My spouse from the other room: "You're saying 'OHHH' like you're not exactly the kind of sicko that enjoys this." #AEWCollision πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

01.08.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD THUMBTACK GLOVE #AEWCollision πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

01.08.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, Dustin isn't to All In 2018 levels of blood yet so I think we're good #AEWCollision πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

01.08.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I realize that it's useless but I keep reflexively yelling "NOOO BE CAREFUL" at my tv #AEWCollision πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

01.08.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

$$ PAID OPPORTUNITY $$

#VoiceActors of Bluesky! We're looking for black voice actors of all genders for an upcoming animated theatrical animated release!

Offer: $250/hr

Email me your demo at jophlyn.macthompson.lss@gmail.com or reply me with your demos.

#castingcall #paidcastingcall #voiceacting

17.04.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I hope Studios learn all the wrong lessons from superman. Like every hero should have underwear on the outside. Every hero needs a dog. Every villain should be bald.

01.08.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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