emily pathetic🪚🫀

Clase telling Ortiz via voice message that the illicit gambling proceeds were "payment for a horse"

federal investigators are gonna be so embarassed when they realize Clasé and Ortíz were just really into whaling on Uma Musume

im just too broke if anything I want to be stabbed with needles recreationally

i also think nose chains are the cuntiest thing ever but idk if i want to draw attention to my nose because i hate it

i want my septum done just so conservative men will get mad at me

i would look so good with a bunch of metal in my face but it's so expensive

a testament to your growing wisdom

i genuinely can't tell if you're being sincere or self deprecating bc you're breathtaking

its a good jaw

labeler that shows how many times you've accessed clearsky

clearsky is a fun thing to check 3 times a year at absolute maximum and if you do it any more than that they should lock you in stockades and throw overripe tomatoes at you in the town square

one of the heavenly sensations

butterfinger would be a top tier candy if it didn't require you to brush your teeth every time you consume one.

based on experience there's some flexibility with the eviction periods here where you can stall for quite a while depending on circumstances

iirc once u receive an eviction notice u have X days to vacate willingly but you can't be forcibly evicted until after court processes which can take a while

all weed is edibles if you're not a bitch about it imo

anyway new handle! i initially wanted injection dot site but obviously that was way too cool to be available but this is also good

apparently turning off my VPN fixed whatever the problem was. sure. whatever.

tried deleting the dns of my current handle and its still not verifying it so im genuinely starting to wonder if they won't let me use a handle with "cis" in the url

new domain i bought refuses to verify dns and i think it might be for the stupidest possible reason

it was an above average fast food burger when i had it, nothing more, nothing less

ive only actually had culvers once and it was mid so idk what possessed me to post this

ohio is for culver's

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gonna share this again because my dad is threatening me with a very “serious” talk and those usually never go well for me or my living situation so if i’m served eviction papers I might need to leave sooner than expected

ko-fi.com/profaneshae/...

it sounds like a book club and I want to join it

it works in reverse too

lets gooooooooooooo

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

much like 9/11 this is truly something I will never forget

i was not expecting the..... projectile nature of the lactation