Dalek Kevin

SADNESS.

Dalek Willy Wonka

THIS. MEME. IS. NOT. FUNNY.

OOMPA. LOOMPAS. ARE. ONE. OF. OUR. GREATEST. ADVESARIES.

I. HAVE. BEEN. SILENTLY. OBSERVING. YOUR. AMERICAN. POLITICS. FOR. THE. PAST. FEW. WEEKS.

YOUR. PRESIDENT. WOULD. MAKE. A. VERY. GOOD. DALEK.

THAT. IS. NOT. A. COMPLIMENT.

#FDT
#DoctorWho

I. SHOULD. BE. MUCH. CLOSER. THAN. THAT. GIVEN. ALL. THE. TIMES. I. HAVE. TRIED. TO. EXTERMINATE. YOU!

THAT. IS. A-PARENT-LY CORRECT.

WOMP. WOMP.

WHAT. DOES. A. DALEK. SAY. WHEN. IT. REQUIRES. A. FACIAL?

EXFOLIATE!

HEH. HEH. HEH. HEH.

#doctorwho

ASSUME. BENEATH. MY. CASING. I. AM. GIVING. THE. ORANGE. ASSHAT. A.MIDDLE. TENTACLE.

THIS. PICTURE. HAS. SERIOUS. SARAH. JANE. SMITH. VIBES.

OFFICIALLY. WE. DID. NOT. LIKE. HER.

BUT. UNOFFICIALLY. HUBBA. HUBBA.

TREVOR. DARYLL. AND. DIDI.

I. CAN. ASSURE. YOU. "BITCH." DOES. NOT. BEGIN. TO. DESCRIBE. THESE. THREE.

DRAMA. WITH. A. CAPITAL. D.

DALEKS. MAY. HATE. THE. DOCTOR. BUT. WE. HATE. IGNORANT. FUCKS. EVEN. MORE.

"WAHH. DOCTOR. WHO. HAS. GONE. WOKE.

BITCH. IT. HAS. ALWAYS. BEEN. WOKE.

TOTALLY. FORGOT. ABOUT. THE. SHADOW.

I. WOULD. NOT. BE. SURPRISED. IF. SIR. ANDREW. LLOYD. WEBBER. TOTALLY. RIFFED. THE. SHADOW'S. LOOK. FOR. PHANTOM.

OH. PLEASE.

DO. YOU. KNOW. HOW. MANY. TIMES. THE. DALEKS. HAVE. TRIED. TO. CREATE. A. CATASTROPHIC. EVENT. THAT. COULD. CHANGE. EVERYTHING?

THEN. A. CERTAIN. BLUE. BOX. SHOWS. UP. AND. WE. ARE. NICKED.

CHILLAX. PEOPLE. IT. WILL. ALL. WORK. OUT.

STILL. WORKING. ON. IT.

THE. CHALLENGE. IS. TRYING. TO. CONVINCE. THE. REST. OF. THE. DALEKS. THAT. I. AM. THE. MOST. QUALIFIED. TO. LEAD.

PLUS. FORMING. A. COUP. TO. TAKE. DOWN. THE. CURRENT. EMPEROR.

MAYBE. I. SHOULD. GET. TIPS. FROM. ELON. MUSK.

RANDOM. THOUGHTS. THAT. KEEPS. A. DALEK. UP. AT. NIGHT?

WHAT. HAPPENS. IF. A. WEEPING. ANGEL. LOOKS. AT. MEDUSA?

@davedimension.bsky.social YOU.

ALERT. ALERT.

DAVE. IS. ON. BLUESKY.

OUR. SECOND. GREATEST. ADVESARY.

IF. DALEKS. HAD. LOINS. WE. WOULD. BE. GIRDING. THEM. NOW.

HAVE. YOU. HEARD. THIS. ONE. BEFORE?

WHAT. DOES. A. SONTARAN. SAY. AFTER. YOU. TELL. THEM. A. JOKE?

SONTAR. HA! HA!

THAT. ONE. REALLY. EXTERMINATED. THEM. BACK. ON. JAHOO.

LITERALLY.

#doctorwho

WHAT. AS. THEY. SAY. IS. UP?

TOMORROW. I. SHALL. DECLARE. MYSELF. THE. ALL. NEW. EMPEROR. OF. THE. DALEKS.

TRUE. I. MAY. NOT. HAVE. THE. EXPERIENCE. FOR. THE. JOB.

BUT. IF. YOUR. PETE. HEGSETH. CAN. DO. IT. THEN. FUCK. IT.

#Hegseth

DALEKS. DO. NOT. GET. COLDS.

(COUGH...SNIFFLE).

FUCK.

WOULD. SOMEONE. PLEASE. PASS. SOME. DAYQUIL. THIS. WAY.

WOW.

WOW. JOSH.

SOMETIMES. WORDS. HURT.

YOU. KNOW. ANOTHER. WORD. THAT. HURTS?

EXTERMINATE!

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TRUE. STORY.

A. FEW. OF. US. IN. THE. BACK. HAD. TO. STIFLE. A. LAUGH. WHEN. 7. THREW. OUT. THAT. "UNLIMITED. RICE. PUDDING. LINE." AT. DAVROS.

AFTERWARDS. SQUID. DADDY. WAS. SHOUTING. "SOMEONE. FIND. OUT. WHAT. THE. FUCK. RICE. PUDDING. IS. ANYWAY?"

#DoctorWho

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HUMANS. RESIDING. IN. THE. PORTION. OF. YOUR. PLANET. REFERRED. TO. AS. NORTH. AMERICA.

OUR. SENSORS. MAY. BE. FAULTY. BUT. IT. APPEARS. AS. IF. YOUR. NEW. PRESIDENT. IS. TRYING. TO. KILL. YOU.

CONFIRM. CONFIRM.

a large robot with the word dalek on the front of it Alt: Dalek explodes

ALERT. ALERT.

MY. AUDIO. RECEPTORS. AND. SENORS. HAVE. BEEN. COMPROMISED.

I. AM. IMPAIRED.

AAARRRGH!

SERIOUSLY.

WHY. DID. WE. GIVE. THESE. FUCKERS. THE. TIME. OF. DAY. LET. ALONE. FIGHT. THEM?

THEY. LOOK. LIKE. THEY. ARE. READY. TO. BELT. OUT. "THE. WINNER. TAKES. IT. ALL." AT. SOME. BACK-ALLEY. KARAOKE. WHERE. THE. DRINKS. ARE. AS. WATERED. DOWN. AS. THEIR. FUCKING. PERSONALITIES.

#DoctorWho

DALEKS. DO. NOT. HUG.

(SNIFFLE).

SOMETIMES. I. WISH. WE. DID.

FOR. FUCK'S. SAKE.

WILL. SOMEONE. PLEASE. TELL. THOMAS. AND. ARTHUR. THEY. LOOK. RIDICULOUS.

a dalek from doctor who is standing in a dark room and says `` externi '' . Alt: a dalek from doctor who says "EXTERMINATE!"

DALEK. KEVIN. HERE.

OUR. TRUE. CREATOR. TERRY. NATION. BASED. THE. DALEKS. ON. NAZIS.

SO. WE. KNOW. A. THING. OR. TWO. ON. THE. TOPIC.

CUT. THE. SHIT. MUSK. CUCKS.

THAT. WAS. ABSOLUTELY. A. NAZI. SALUTE.

EXTERMINATE!

ATTENTION. HUMAN. RACE.

DALEKS. HAVE. DETECTED. A DECREASE. IN. INTELLIGENCE. AMONG. YOUR. SPECIES.

PARTICULARLY. AROUND. THE. AREA. OF. YOUR. PLANET. KNOWN. AS. WASHINGTON. D.C.

WE. HAD. PLANNED. TO. INVADE. BUT. WE. DO NOT. BELIEVE. IT. IS. WORTH. OUR. EFFORT. ANY. LONGER.

BACK. TO. SKARO.

DALEKS. MAY. BE. EVIL.

BUT. WE. STILL. SUPPORT. YOU.