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23 sol rings -in The Count voice-

13.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you really have to step back and admire it: they just released a winking SIGNED love note from the sitting US president to the most notorious pedophile sex trafficker in history, and nothing much is happening

09.09.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4091    πŸ” 844    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 39
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WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK

08.09.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 17142    πŸ” 7226    πŸ’¬ 1262    πŸ“Œ 730

Oh thats so damn cool! I take a mental health break from media and miss the best stuff I swear lol. Now to get one myself. Rep the Ghost Squad!

14.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@theasianavenger.bsky.social You see this yet!?

14.08.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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She just voted against debate on releasing the Epstein Files fyi

15.07.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 19113    πŸ” 5752    πŸ’¬ 1365    πŸ“Œ 417

As my wife put it, I "Made sounds" when she showed me a new toy for the hive.

08.07.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just HAD~ to have my poly wedding this weekend instead of go to MtGVegas lol. Sounds like it was a good time!

24.06.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Treat JD Vance on Bluesky like we did Donald’s birthday parade. Ignore it, don’t show up to watch it, and he will soon become sad and dejected.

18.06.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8900    πŸ” 1104    πŸ’¬ 551    πŸ“Œ 69

Of -checks notes- helping people???....

17.06.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never been and that fact haunts me regularly. T_T

17.06.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't the goal to get us tied up in a war so he can claim martial law for elections while also having an excuse to use beyond excessive force in a tour de force for every leader that thought they called his bluff.

16.06.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP "If someone says it's raining and another person says it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. You job is to look out the window and find out which is true."

14.06.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I use it in my Halloween party playlists as a good background filler, usually on the list multiple times and no one notices lol

06.06.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just re-upping for the unaware: We don't fuck with @tcgplayer.com until they rectify the lay-offs & closure.

01.06.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 648    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit, like, Ginger Mimosa really is a great stage name lol.

24.05.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fuckin hate this state.

24.05.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anytime I run into her, I try to say hi just to convey my appreciation for the products, then there's usually a sticker I forget about, which is just the cherry on top! Stay incredible!

24.05.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took me a bit to process how big a deal this report actually is--its thus far the only review to look at the entire body of currently available research. It took two years to conduct, stands at 1,000 pages, and completely contradicts the Cass Review and the common arguments for bans on this care.

24.05.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5246    πŸ” 2431    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 19

I can personally say that it's because I no longer own my Microsoft Word. I was raised using it in school, I only had to purchase it once out of school, and now I'm not allowed to own the software without a yearly subscription that forces a ton of other programs I don't need or want. Not hard to see

23.05.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Scute Mob flavor text: "Survival rule 781: There are always more scute bugs."
-Zurdi, Goblin shortcutter

Scute Mob flavor text: "Survival rule 781: There are always more scute bugs." -Zurdi, Goblin shortcutter

Scute Swarm flavor text
"Survival Rule 782: There are always~ more scute bugs."

Scute Swarm flavor text "Survival Rule 782: There are always~ more scute bugs."

Scute Mob was one of my first, 'Favorite cards,' and I've always remembered its flavor text. THANK YOU for giving me the exact callback I wanted when I heard its name!

15.05.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm currently leaning on going with Mutate for Kotis only because I kind of need a personal break from all-in enchantress, and I love the mechanic thematically and want to see it on an indestructible commander. I 100% am also stretching my land collection thin.

14.05.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I built Nine-Fingers Keene 'Count-to-Eleven' Mazes End back when Baldurs Gate came out and gave us Keene and more gates. I didn't hold back on the ramp for the deck either, and somehow, it's become one of my fiancΓ©'s signature decks! I've only played it like 3x, lol.

14.05.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's what I said! My buddy loves nekusar and had it together when that stuff hit its fever peak here in NE Indiana. He never got around to that, then that Secret Lair dropped and he loved that one too!

11.05.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amy to Amy: No, no, of course not, that sort of thing only happens to other people, not us.....

06.05.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scanlon: The Gulf of Mexico was so named over 500 years ago. If we want to update that name to reflect our current culture, maybe we should call it the Sea of Emolumentsβ€”you know, the place where we can board the Ship of Fools and navigate from a State of Ignorance to the Confederacy of Dunces…

05.05.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 34320    πŸ” 8169    πŸ’¬ 749    πŸ“Œ 613
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Oh that's beautiful.

28.04.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone's going to win this exact card. Could be you.

27.04.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

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