scrunt

this random blond chick they got for book svetlana that's indistinguishable from rose personality-wise sucks. that's not my sveta babetta. that's not my plum sauce princess supermodel baby doll.

“Shit. You’ve got a girl in there with you, right? Sorry, man.” “Maybe,” Ilya said. Shane rolled his eyes. Cliff laughed. “Probably two or three. Have a good night, you fucking legend.” Shane bit his own forearm to keep himself from saying anything. When Cliff was finally gone, Shane said, “Two or three, huh?” Ilya huffed. “Cliff cannot even count to two or three.”

DONT BE 👜 FUCKING 👜 RUDE 👜!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not my best friend mr clifford showing up in tlg just to have his Hayden Pike Moment hearing hollanov have sex from behind the door 😭 my exhibitionist kings you have to stop

oooh its not breaded but i googled it it kinda does look it, idk why the "walls" kinda separate from the center like that. and ur theory does make sense, its definitely more wheat than meat!

yeah its the same idea as in u stretch ground beef by mixing it with some kind of Wheat Situation. idk why it ends up so different using breadcrumbs vs what arab cuisine does with their chunky wheat cereal-thingy but i gueeeess it makes sense it does

I love that there's basically flat 50/50 odds that Toby is shitposting, or that he's somehow had some major role in the production of Toy Story 5 after shitposting about it for ages.

i used to eat them more often when i was a kid, i think the companies here make them more like kibes than actual meatballs :( tbf its very similar fdskjbg but still cooked arab kibes /are/ drier... we made them in the oven too so it could be part of it? hence the cooking in sauce idea 🤔🤔🤔

yesss we love the whole pasta and pizza situation, huge immigration situation early last century! frozen is probably the most reasonable but the ones ive always seen are so tiny and dry and saaaad..... i want giant ones like the video! tho maybe if i cook them in sauce..... ill look it up....

Luca leaned forward, and for the first time Ilya noticed that he did seem a bit drunk. “I had your poster on my wall. When I was a kid.” “When you were a kid,” Ilya teased. “Like when? Last year? Four months ago?” Luca huffed and took a sip of beer. “Which poster was it? Did I look handsome?” “You always look—” Luca’s cheeks flushed bright red. “It was just a hockey picture. With all your gear.” Ilya mentally filed that slip-up under Interesting. “Is the poster still on your wall?” he asked. “Be honest.”

omfg this is not a joke anymore this entire team is gay. incredible things happening in fake hockey. lets go gay hockey guys

i feel so bad for jj he's such a sweetie..... sorry to ilya but actually everyone in shane's life should know, yk, so he wont be at risk of an aneurysm every time a friend just mentions him in passing. HE'S GOING TO DIE FROM THAT. death by closeted panic....

do love shane calling his mommy crying after their first big fight as a serious couple lol i hope this scene goes to david like a lot of yuna's lines did... yuna is too carefree in the books/this convo i like my cougars neurotic and shaking with anxiety <3 david can tell him he's overreacting

playing a new little game yayyyyy necroking its like a deckbuilder turn-based plants vs zombies vibes thang. nothing is customizable enough for my own ss to be too interesting so i got this from online but its really cool lol

in ur defense its barely her oc bc she refuses to develop him, he's basically a supporting char for ilya. the show did wonders taking out all the awful shane pov narration and letting hwilliams do his sexy sexy neurodivergent thang and i trust jtierney to actually make shane a mc

yeah i mean its like bad fanfic for the first few then ok fanfic for the later ones, and ive already been reading multichap ok fanfics so... on the upside im not a reader and would probably not enjoy going thru the og material for extra content if it was above middle school level writing lol

theres some halloweenlya in tlg too, what was the short story abt? i should look it up maybe

we should actually get a bunch of shorts like that added to actual canon like rr wrote little stand-alone chapters in blogs or wtv except it should be Good and Fun so the children can be happy and carefree at once. if we cant fcking get any universe development thruout the actual plot.

YouTube video by NHL NHL Road Trip promo (Extended Version)

we need a shane/ilya one like this (sentiment stolen from actual hockey fans on tumblr who put this vid on my dash) youtu.be/j7HZSzpBpxk?...

PLEEEEEASE!!!! let ilya have fun with the media! appear as the nhl playground bully in 5 commercials per season and love all of it

i dont like that my gripes have been addressed idk why. i dont think i know what i like and dislike in narrative media of any medium actually. the book series is mysteriously unvibeful on a personal level so im prone to just dislike any neutral thing. tho most storylines get better a couple chaps in

i also need to repot a bunch of my bitches but i have no energy wtf man.... bro....

i have a bunch of games i didnt get all achievements yet, the ones with very get-able achievements i mean, i could focus on that and dream abt getting a pc in 10 years to play the heavy games. i still have all of yakuza, untouched, thats crazy.

i miss playing overcooked with the besties. there are no more besties and i dont think i can even make this thang work on this laptop. every day, the universe keeps me from being a nasty little gamer but for what.... it wont give me other productive inclinations....

opened steam for the first time in several weeks and was greeted by the boy...... bitter again..... i like this tho............... they deyassified my king but the womb brooch is still canon so lets fucking go i guess????

Se você encontrar um par de havaianas na casa de alguém e um dos pés está virado de cabeça pra baixo, você arruma? Ou respeita a dinâmica familiar da pessoa, que talvez queira ver uma parente próxima num outro plano de existência?

Sonic reclining saying: I WANT GAMES WITH GRAPHICS MADE BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID TO WORK ANDI'M NOT KIDDING

Crazy how this is the radical position now

wtf was this scene w the evil commissioner what is this old man talking abt girl 😭😭😭😭

has got to be the most bland no-nothing portrayal of depression and therapy i couldve expected. for my own damn blorbo. disappointing.