hayles.

Is My Little Pony the inspo for Fourth Wing? I think I just ruined this series for myself.

RIP side part life

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Just to be completely transparent, I am absolutely going to blame Trump for every single bad thing that happens from now until he leaves office (in whatever form that takes). Is any of it truly his fault? Don’t know, don’t care. It doesn’t matter. Everything is going to be his fault.

I will never be convinced that impoverished and sick people or kids who get free lunch at school are my enemy. I will never ever see things that way. I will always be angry that we keep having these debates.

I like to practice my skills on the local Mexican restaurants and groceries. They're usually really patient and kind about it.

3 weeks of covid and the flu being passed around by the 3 of us is exactly as terrible as it sounds.

rip to my house

If you find good Kohberger coverage lmk!

RA is so messy and disgusting.

Hmmm a whole trial, a guilty verdict and a media blitz later....

I still think he's innocent.

Poppy ends the pledge of allegiance saying "with liberty and love." And I think I want to start a petition to make that permanent bc justice isn't real here.

Being the enemy and never good enough is exhausting and it's really getting to me. It's getting harder to remember and believe there are ppl that find value in my existence.

I wish fire pits came with their own heat safe foot rest. I just wanna prop my feet up and get comfy.

Nope. The baby slept 12 hrs and the toddler slept 13 😇😇😇😇

It better fucking not be bc neither took an afternoon nap.

Both of my kids were asleep by 730

I can't believe I have a walking, talking, sassy 1 year old.

Today sucked and it was hard and I failed every single person I spoke to. I know tomorrow is a new day but it's not really new when everything is on fire.

I know I'll be ok. I know I'll get thru it. I just wish it didn't have to happen the way it did.

Never forget that sometimes etsy ppl are scamming you HARD.

Isn't it nice? I deactivated my Twitter and no one even noticed and that's how I know my internet existence can continue to decrease

@paymeindonuts.bsky.social

EMBARRASSING

No you're awake at 215 am texting with your cousin about the most mundane shit like chickens laying eggs and newspapers

I've never been convinced RA murdered Abby and Libby and after today's memorandum filed by his defense team, that feels validated. But the information made available gives me fucking chills.

Toddler trail mix might not have been such a terrible idea after all.

Me: fantasizing about having a 3rd baby

Also me: wondering how this mom on IG runs a business, keeps her house clean, waterproofed her deck, made dinner for her 4 kids, worked out and played outside with them in 1 day.

I'm sorry but the satin button up shirts circa the 90's are back? That must be a mistake, right?

At least 2

And we are all just vibin.

Me: don't panic, I just submitted a pto request for a trip to Mexico.
Boss: OMG I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!

*10 minutes later*

Boss to CFO, VP and myself: so.... we are all on vacation that week???

Me: seems like a you problem, COO.