megan

but what about up stairs

FISH?!

honestly though

lmao at that man calling his lawyer unskilled labor

honestly obsessed with the mean unicorns

(music increases in tempo)

i recognized his eyebrows

some thoughts:

it’s the guy from the “you guys are getting paid?” meme

i’m watching the death of a unicorn

sameeeee. they practically jump out the page at me

someone from work just sent me a tiktok of someone correcting all the formatting errors in the hotels little book thing and said they thought i’d appreciate it and i feel so seen

!!!!

too bad you’re (presumably) not carrying your tote bag

that’s actually why women’s clothes don’t have pockets

LOL

placenta, andrew. the baby in the placenta. with the tylenol. which i believe is also in the placenta. it’s quite crowded in there, really.

thanks blaw ❤️

mentally and physically tbh

today is going to be rough

boy do i not feel good

i was very pleased that her brother got less than 10% of votes for DC bar president in a record breaking turn out election (record shattering??? something like 6-7x as many people voted compared to usual years)

idk but now i think i need one for my instrument collection

oh good idea i’ll suggest that

i am learning that sousa actually started as a violinist but i remain steadfast in my belief that it is band music

my community orchestra is playing a sousa march as an encore this next cycle and i just think it’s unnatural to make strings play sousa. that’s band music.

omg lmao

i have no opinions on septum really but i have a nostril and i love it. currently have a hoop in but i’ve gone back and forth.

several of my friends in college were SO into that song and i never really got it

it took me awhile to get used to people shouting “go green” at me when i wear michigan state gear

i think i know about it from your rec! i’m excited to read it

blaw.