Sam Kenyon

She's still with us.

You know how some new meme or something comes around and you hear about it a few times but you dont know the meaning but it seems lame so you dont bother looking into it and in your mind you're just like "im gonna skip this one" and eventually it kinda goes away?

I skipped on Trump 10 years ago now

People traffic drugs or people but nobody traffics cars. Not even dealerships stoop that low.

Im angry at spouts. We're looking at about a 50% dribble down the side failure rate and that is way too high for basic shape based technology. Tighten the fuck up.

Low on the priority list of confusing disappointments for sure but one under-discussed disconnect between me and others is this constant idea that His Majesty the Queen is funny. Many people who hate him even describe him this way.

Im just built different dawg. Ive never seen the funny.

Pressed and depressed mean the same thing. If i smooshed a stack of pancakes with my palm, you could say "those pancakes have been pressed" but you could also say "those pancakes have been depressed"

Personally i go at it with gusto

How hard and long do you suck on an empty milkshake if no one is around?

If you know ball you Respect the Cup

I recently quit my job to focus full time on managing my passwords.

I get annoyed when babies haven't figured shit out yet. Like listen you little idiot, eating and sleeping are awesome so quit fighting me

Trump Enjoyers are like: uhm, exCUSE me but hello??? The queen deserves to have his ballroom!!!😡😡😡😡😤😤😤

Just re-watched the scene. He doesn't say "a" just "mere surmise, sir." How humiliating.

A mere surmise, sir. Very uncertain.

Trump Enjoyers hate Americans

Trump Enjoyers hate Americans

Charlie kirk had too much head for his face and too much gums for his teeth

If you're a henchman, and you're slowly patrolling a compound over and over? You are about to have such a bad day at work.

Gov of utah says "this is an attack on our ideals"

Im afraid not. It is an expression of our ideals.

Even if i wanted to, i could never be a republican. Im not submissive enough.

I want everyone to stop saying jokic is the best in the world. Not because he is or isn't, but because that label only becomes a target for people to fight about and use against him.

Its not right that the standard thing to do for parents with a new baby is to bring them some home cooked meals. What if you are bad at that kind of thing? Maybe i could bring them a nice fresh dnd campaign instead???

Convincing people is not how you convince people

Trump Enjoyers are deeply submissive people. Nothing wrong with being submissive, but obviously something very wrong with being a Trump Enjoyer.

It's tough being a guy who doesn't like vertical face video talking at me in the age of vertical face videos talking at me

Some sauce packets don't want to be opened

Generally speaking, i believe that Evil will Triumph.

Well well well if it isn't my old nemesis . . . small tasks.

Trump Enjoyers are like "If you say damaging things about my daddy that's actually a Coup and you're Treason"

I am compelled to Return To The Water like whatever evolved into whales