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@ryleyb.bsky.social

unnaturally muscular and shiny

80 Followers  |  35 Following  |  29 Posts  |  Joined: 08.09.2023  |  1.9753

Latest posts by ryleyb.bsky.social on Bluesky

I ran my hand along a chair at a chair store and the sales guy goes

"that one's only three..."

And he paused here for me to look at him with hope in my eyes and then said "thousand" in a way that suggested I get the ever-loving fuck out of his store right now and I did that

07.02.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pulling up in the absolute cleanest pair of Lakai Salabanzies

04.02.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If my kids don’t call my future chair the boss chair I will be gently disappointed but still winning of course (cause of my new chair)

16.01.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

really thought I was cooking too

16.01.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if people would put down their phones and actually talk to each other more often we’d know that nobody oils their beard. The entire idea is a scam by artisanal gift shops, hallmark and big oil probably and nobody’s talking about this

29.12.2024 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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birthday pact with my friends states a flat ground trick must be done on your birthday and sent to the group chat before midnight. No repeat tricks for 5 years.

20.12.2024 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

k fine I will.

Meow? Ventures and spits like dad or just cop the complete?

14.12.2024 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you get a mini for an almost 3 year old right? That’s what those are for?

14.12.2024 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

airport security awestruck by my swift navigation of their procedures. They’re speechless at the efficiency I organize various cutting edge electronics in the bins. Their gaze turns nearly inappropriate as I raise my arms to present myself for a full body scan

01.12.2024 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hold on so it just keeps going and going and going and going? (yes I'm also now in Desert workin on my short game)

27.11.2024 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you hold the ON button for your electric shaver there’s sometimes a travel mode where it doesn’t turn on in your suitcase and I just learned that shit now after like 20 years of having a β€œBZZZzzzzZZZZ” ass suitcase flying all over the place

23.11.2024 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the switch flick is tight and the city of Minneapolis let this boy down when nobody stopped that opening manual trick from being done and then put out with complete sincerity.

Also – the homies cheering at the indoor on the kickflip noseslide is an incredible sound (editor shoulda let it ride)

22.11.2024 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve alluded to this guy or guys like him in the past and every time you do it I feel less alone in this world

22.11.2024 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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before I learned the height of the NB guys I’d have thought this ledge was huge but actually it’s just regular size

22.11.2024 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If Lakai just kept this aesthetic the entire time we’d be living in the most beautiful timeline imaginable

22.11.2024 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

21.11.2024 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my options were actually quite limited

21.11.2024 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For old clip Thursday: a 2022 skate trip nosegrind

21.11.2024 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

never that

21.11.2024 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and also a 4th that is lower than all of them

21.11.2024 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

both butter (landing kinda manual on the fs shuv is a power move imo) but the bs shuv was a combo of floaty and precise that had to have have made your day

18.11.2024 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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for real though I did

17.11.2024 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

brought some pants to the tailor and when she asked what I had in mind I showed her a clip of Wade Desarmo doing a switch back smith

17.11.2024 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A couple of years ago, a friend added Ryan Gallant to our Instagram group chat and asked if he would send us a fakie front 180 for Xmas, which he kindly did.

15.11.2024 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello

30.06.2024 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

saw a Bronco today and thought β€œman I like that truck” β€” not sure it counts as a truck though. Could lead to some discourse. Maybe I’ve arrived just in time

30.06.2024 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi how’s it going over on this app? Are you guys doing it for real?

I’d like to post somewhere. Twitter is so bad now and threads feels kinda like it’s for YouTubers or something?

30.06.2024 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

just posting

09.09.2023 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the airport guy told me I missed my flight and I was like β€œI can do it, let’s just try” and I skated so fucking fast through Pearson and made my flight but my bag didn’t and now I’m at a restaurant in my airplane clothes

09.09.2023 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think backside smiths are good when they’re so long they need to be balanced like a manual trick

09.09.2023 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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