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Godzilla's urinal.

Mike Johnson has an app on his phone that alerts his son any time he visits a news website.

The only truly ethical response that a self-described artist can make. Anything else is a betrayal of one's colleagues.

Oof home cooking on those Vera Zahabi score cards.

"I told him Charlie, you need to dodge roll. He said 'I beat most of Sekiro, I can just parry.' And I told him parrying doesn't work anymore. Maybe against some demigods, according to some people, but parrying won't make you an Elden Lord. But Charlie, he wouldn't dodge."

There's no small drummers in AI cover bands. This is another thing it's taking from us.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Jiri is a maniac that was incredible. #UFC220

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

New article from The Free Press My Favorite Actress Is Not Human “Not everyone is happy about this gorgeous innovation,” writes Tyler Cowen. Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI. By Tyler Cowen 10.02.25

Paramount is about to pay $150 million for this

What level of Online Boomer Brain Damage is posting an obvious AI slop video in which YOU YOURSELF APPEAR?

Maybe he can take his shirt off and do a 'free speech machine' bit at every show.

Is this because of the person on the bike flipping off his motorcade?

DB is the guest, right?

i recommend stopping what you are doing and watching the single greatest Wealth Mindset thing i have ever seen

That's right, the reason Germany has so many fewer mass shootings than America is because they don't have antidepressants.

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.

At the current rate I'd say we're about three weeks away from a full-blown rehabilitation campaign for Roger B. Taney and the Dred Scott decision

A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

This will bring the intactivist gamers back to Fortnite.

Love to see it. Pantoja is so great. #UFC317

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot

Arresting its own people who protest their taxes going to Israel’s violence. Sacrificing Americans killed by Israel. And now taking the US to a whole other war on behalf of Israel. What won’t this government do for Israel? And why won’t it spend any of that on helping people?