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Hysteria

20.11.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 553    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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INCORRECT
I AM A TRUE BELIEVER

10.12.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
https://www.artsy.net/artwork/nikki-coulombe-fruit-bats

https://www.artsy.net/artwork/nikki-coulombe-fruit-bats

#BatsInArt #PreciousBats #Contemporary #Canadian #Alberta
Nikki Coulombe
FRUIT BATS, 2021
Pastel on paper

09.12.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Illustration of a white and black wolf being bitten in the throat by another red wolf creature. There is a red square in the bottom left-hand corner. The text around the square reads #BD2C19 - A BIG BAG OF HOT FRIES THAT SAYS IT'S ONLY TWO DOLLARS BUT IT ACTUALLY COSTS THREE DOLLARS.

Illustration of a white and black wolf being bitten in the throat by another red wolf creature. There is a red square in the bottom left-hand corner. The text around the square reads #BD2C19 - A BIG BAG OF HOT FRIES THAT SAYS IT'S ONLY TWO DOLLARS BUT IT ACTUALLY COSTS THREE DOLLARS.

Pantone meme stolen from @flaroh.bsky.social and @samanthamash.bsky.social because I thought it was hilarious

09.12.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 329    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Spotify now features Al band clones
discussion
.. .
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard prominently left Spotify earlier this year. Today this was recommended to me by their release radar:
https://open.spotify.com/intl-
de/artist/6WFS7oPAEirPXePSayORzn?si=jtf|za1qI-
gRyUUBjD-EHA
A bad Al ripoff, from aesthetics to band name, copying their songs.

Spotify now features Al band clones discussion .. . King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard prominently left Spotify earlier this year. Today this was recommended to me by their release radar: https://open.spotify.com/intl- de/artist/6WFS7oPAEirPXePSayORzn?si=jtf|za1qI- gRyUUBjD-EHA A bad Al ripoff, from aesthetics to band name, copying their songs.

= Spotifyยฎ
Open App
King Lizard Wizard
29,303 monthly listeners
Follow
Popular
Rattlesnake
32,355
The River
5,881
Gamma Knife
4,345
...
...
..

= Spotifyยฎ Open App King Lizard Wizard 29,303 monthly listeners Follow Popular Rattlesnake 32,355 The River 5,881 Gamma Knife 4,345 ... ... ..

pals you gotta quit spotify

08.12.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10606    ๐Ÿ” 6466    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 203    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Article stating that bees "infect" each other with optimism that spreads through the colony"

Article stating that bees "infect" each other with optimism that spreads through the colony"

Good to know I try and live like a bee

08.12.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 220    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon fox wearing a hat and plaid shirt ALT: a cartoon fox wearing a hat and plaid shirt

!!!

You have defeated me, I must rethink my worldview...

06.12.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm your number one fan
Yet you hate all of my faves

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ช

06.12.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel 1: the panel is shaded with warm colours, A dog and a person stand infront of a door and the dog says "sister! I wish to go outside."

Panel 2: the door is opened, the outside is cool and blue, while the inside is warm coloured. There is wind blowing the person's hair back and the dogs ears and jowels back.

Panel 3: , back to full warm shading, the dog and person are back indoors as the dog prances away looking back at her. "Sister, it is cold, do a couch wiggle instead."

Panel 4: the beagle is upside down on the couch wiggling.

Panel 1: the panel is shaded with warm colours, A dog and a person stand infront of a door and the dog says "sister! I wish to go outside." Panel 2: the door is opened, the outside is cool and blue, while the inside is warm coloured. There is wind blowing the person's hair back and the dogs ears and jowels back. Panel 3: , back to full warm shading, the dog and person are back indoors as the dog prances away looking back at her. "Sister, it is cold, do a couch wiggle instead." Panel 4: the beagle is upside down on the couch wiggling.

It's a snow and wind storm today.
Spud does not approve.

06.12.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3133    ๐Ÿ” 782    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Why must you hate my normie music ๐Ÿ˜ญ

06.12.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@purplecheeseman.bsky.social I GOTCHU, BAE <3

05.12.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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:)

05.12.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pink fairy armadillos (or pichiciegos) are found in the warm sandy plains of Argentina. These armadillos prefer to burrow in very dry soil. They leave their burrows if it is moistened by rainfall. These animals often burrow near anthills, so that they can be close to their food source. The pink fairy armadillo generally lives by itself. The animals stay in their burrrows during the day and feed at night. They are remarkable diggers. The pink fairy armadillo is the smallest member of the armadillo family, measuring only about five to six inches in length. It is also the only armadillo in which the dorsal shell is almost separate from the body. Baby armadillos resemble their parents, but their shells do not completely harden until they are full grown
From Cliff at Wikimedia, but previously on Flickr.

Pink fairy armadillos (or pichiciegos) are found in the warm sandy plains of Argentina. These armadillos prefer to burrow in very dry soil. They leave their burrows if it is moistened by rainfall. These animals often burrow near anthills, so that they can be close to their food source. The pink fairy armadillo generally lives by itself. The animals stay in their burrrows during the day and feed at night. They are remarkable diggers. The pink fairy armadillo is the smallest member of the armadillo family, measuring only about five to six inches in length. It is also the only armadillo in which the dorsal shell is almost separate from the body. Baby armadillos resemble their parents, but their shells do not completely harden until they are full grown From Cliff at Wikimedia, but previously on Flickr.

The pink fairy armadillo (Chlamyphorus truncatus) is just this little guy.

The smallest of the armadillo family, they live in the deserts of Argentina, burrowing through dry sand with giant paws, almost as fast as a fish can swim.

The armor is greatly reduced, but the pink fairy has THICK FUR.

06.08.2024 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 478    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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Light it up, let's go! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

A new song by award-winning guitarist Tom Morello, featuring Beartooth, is making its way onto the Arcadion stage in #FFXIV!

Here's a message from Tom and a preview of the upcoming track, Everything Burns!

05.12.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2491    ๐Ÿ” 1160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 268
"warning: do not open outside" tag with birds attacking an open box on a box of mealworms

"warning: do not open outside" tag with birds attacking an open box on a box of mealworms

best package warning graphic i've ever seen ๐Ÿชถ

08.11.2023 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12796    ๐Ÿ” 3953    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 170    ๐Ÿ“Œ 204
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My take on the thing...the thing with the racoon who got drunk and passed out in the bathroom yayyyy... ๐Ÿฆ

04.12.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2532    ๐Ÿ” 523    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Thank you for letting me draw Solar in my style! They're looking suave togetherโœจ

04.12.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 119    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I finally solved the monty hall problem

03.12.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 357    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

re: LLM answers at the top of search results โ€” it's so funny that they put a little imp who lies to you at the gate to All Human Knowledge. Does Google think it's protecting the city of Thebes??

03.12.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 547    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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when the vacuum lets you know itโ€™s vacuuming

03.12.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3066    ๐Ÿ” 543    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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BATS RULE

#pokemon #hellaween

02.12.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 571    ๐Ÿ” 123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Starting the weekend early with my son!
#caitsith #reevetuesti #ff7r #finalfantasy #cosplay

18.10.2024 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 339    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Reference completed for Mutebat!

30.11.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 321    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A squish and squeeze for ye's!

29.11.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ๆฏ›ใฅใใ‚ใ„ใ—ใฆใใ‚Œใ‚‹ใƒชใƒƒใ‚ฏ

28.11.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 416    ๐Ÿ” 186    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bat Wizard

25.11.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a cartoon character is covered in ice and the website says make a gif.com on the bottom ALT: a cartoon character is covered in ice and the website says make a gif.com on the bottom

Looks like you forgot to defrost yours ๐Ÿ˜Ž

28.11.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
That's small knack

That's small knack

That's BIG KNACK

That's BIG KNACK

Me before Thanksgiving
vs
Me after Thanksgiving

28.11.2025 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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