AJ

I understand that ports pottys are not intended to be a luxurious experience by any means but could we maybe add a purse hook

6th time’s the charm (due to inflation)

A photo of Adnan Syed, wearing a blue shirt and tie

BALTIMORE (AP) — Adnan Syed to stay free after judge decides on time served for his murder sentence in 'Serial' case.

My brother and I have always been competitive (we are both in our 30s and we still bring up our SAT scores) but he just asked if he could take me on vacation with him and his wife to watch their kid while they hit a national park, so I think he’s winning the Who’s More Successful competition lol

Got a FRESH Costco rotisserie chicken, straight out of the oven. Preparing to have a spiritual experience when I eat half of it in my car on the ride home

I can feel the urge to make my own sourdough haunting me. I don’t want to do it! I don’t want to become a person who knows what a “stretch and fold” is. I used to be cool

There has to be a way around folding

Self care is not looking at my 401k balance for the next 4 years

Why do I own all these clothes. Who authorized these purchases, what am I supposed to do with so many garments

Ok I need to be productive if you see me on here in the next three hours zap me with a cattle prod

Oh uhhh this was my light reading lol

It’s so good and so bad. I have to finish it now, but I’m going to cry in my shower a lot to make it through

Walking by a mostly frozen river crying to myself. What in the early 2000s music video is going on

Decided to go for a walk and listen to a book to cheer up because it’s so cold and depressing but I’m currently listening to the autobiography of a neurosurgery resident who died of lung cancer immediately after finishing residency. Now I’m even more depressed

Why don’t more musicians write songs about rain? Every time a single droplet of rain falls from the sky, every radio station plays and set fire to the rain. There’s a near guaranteed market for popular rain related songs

I was seated beside a couple with a baby but the flight attendant just moved them. I am now in a completely empty row on an otherwise full flight. I should be very happy but lowkey that baby was funny, I miss her

Group 1 should be everyone in a window seat, group 2 the middle seats, group 3 the aisles

Once again asking why we board planes Like That

Seeing old friends this weekend is actually really great timing. Nice to do something normal and kind of inherently hopeful and refreshing.

Picked up a friend I haven’t seen in like 10 years in a rental car and he asked if I’d gotten the insurance for it. I said no, he went “but if you had you could basically destroy this thing!” ????? I can’t wait to see what he’s like in another ten years.

So excited for my federal tax dollars to go exclusively to people and projects I despise

MIGHT isn’t the confidence I’d like to take into this weekend

If we have to play the commanders with Kenny Pickett again I will cry

Thank god for women in ministry tbh

I’m just sorry for those of you who aren’t eagles fans that’s all

Me: oh no you threw up! Did something hurt your tummy?

Cat: gimme more of that tasty wire let’s do that again

My cats favorite foods:

1. Tuna
2. Chicken
3. Fairy lights strung on wire

Sometimes the rule of law is good

Supreme court’s stupid btw

Will really be testing the all-inclusive portion of this one, I’ll be on every excursion. Schedule your wedding ceremony around my zip line time, I don’t care