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Matt Gordon

@sqlatspeed.bsky.social

Practice Director, D&A @AppsAssociates by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)

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Today is the last day to submit a talk to #RetroData!

We've had a fantastic 160 submissions to date and it really has captured the imagination with some really great ideas put forward. We wanted practical talks that help attendees today and that's definitely what we have got.

09.08.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œmanage connections” screen is pretty light on the management opportunities, I’d say πŸ™‚

05.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just discussing this with a customer yesterday…their reaction basically matches your GIF. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

05.08.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.08.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I bought a stick of gum with mine. Don’t spend it all in one place! πŸ˜‰

01.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Join me for a full-day Pre-Con at the PASS Data Community Summit, where I'll walk you through real-world performance challenges and solutions. Gain insights on optimizing SQL Server, Azure SQL, and AWS RDS/EC2 for enhanced efficiency and costs. Register passdatacommunitysummit.com

31.07.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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shrek from shrek says `` all right , get out of here . all of you , move it . '' ALT: shrek from shrek says `` all right , get out of here . all of you , move it . ''
31.07.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s probably really difficult to get them to come out of their shell.

28.07.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

T - 3.5 hours
I'm excited to present "The DBA’s Survival Guide: 360Β° SQL Server Backup and Restore" at the DBA Fundamentals Group!

πŸ“… Date: Tuesday, July 22, 2025
πŸ•› Time: 12:00 PM EDT
🌐 Location: Online

πŸ”— Register here: www.meetup.com/dba-fundamen...

#SQLServer #DBA #DataRecovery #SQLBackup

22.07.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.07.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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EdmData Meetup – Edmonton Microsoft Data Professionals User Group 2025: Call for Speakers The Edmonton Microsoft Data Professionals User Group is a not-for-profit association that organizes events to promote knowledge sharing, to exchange i...

#AzureDataCommunity Interested in presenting to my group, Edmonton Microsoft data Professionals then fill this in sessionize.com/edmdata-2025/ for Mondays at Noon Mountain Time starting in September

17.07.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That explains a lot of things…

13.07.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats!

11.07.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to decide if the non-factory wheels or the non-factory color bothers me more. Leaning towards wheels at this point.

11.07.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why not automate your refresh-related pain away by following the example of legendary technologist Homer Simpson? πŸ˜€

10.07.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.07.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a fan of street courses, but the visuals on this one are cool. The racing is not my favorite, but it’s cool to see people digging it.

06.07.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I worked in to design a system for online delivery of WIC benefits - AMA. We tried to reduce the stigma but there were/are some silly regulations around it.

29.06.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a friend who is very good with T-SQL Optimization and Database development who is looking for a remote role. DM me if you know of openings. Thanks!

29.06.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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28.06.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.06.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have a great day of teaching but save a little knowledge for the rest of us to share this week. πŸ™‚

23.06.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He is known to read contracts.

17.06.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SQL Saturday Boston 2025 (#1119)

SQL Saturday Boston 2025 is shaping up to be an incredible event β€” but we’re not done yet! We still have sponsorship opportunities available.

sqlsaturday.com/2025-09-27-s...

πŸ“… Event Date: September 27, 2025
πŸ“ Location: SQL Saturday Boston 2025

13.06.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Race car says πŸ‘‹ on the way to the track this morning. It’s a great day to support our friend and #sqlfamily member Steve Hughes and #DataOnWheelsALS! Check out how you can help at web.alsa.org/goto/dataonw.... πŸ‘ 🏁

13.06.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Data Saturday Holland

We're working hard at the moment to select the best sessions for #DataSaturday Holland, but some more SPONSORS would also be cool! Want to give us money, so you can get in touch with all our awesome attendees, and promote your business? There are some Arthouse packages left! Check datasaturday.nl

09.06.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Want to speak at SQL Saturday Boston 2025?
πŸ—£οΈ Share your expertise, grow your brand & give back!

Call for Speakers closes June 21st! Submit here: sessionize.com/sql-saturday...

Don't miss Brent Ozar Pre-Con 9/26 - www.eventbrite.com/e/sql-saturd...

10.06.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.06.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d actually vote β€œFlight”. I don’t care if I’m the only one. πŸ™‚

05.06.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You've procrastinated long enough - today to the last day to submit for the #DATAWIT keynote luncheon at #PASSDataSummit in Seattle this November.
Get more details and the link to submit here: data-platform-wit.sh...

02.06.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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