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no-no-nobody’s fault but mine. database scientician, virtue signaler. he/him

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Latest posts by sqlhandle.bsky.social on Bluesky

'won't someone do something' is not a winning strategy.

08.08.2025 23:20 — 👍 285    🔁 46    💬 8    📌 0

So it turns out that Cuomo's slam at Mamdani's lodgings wasn't just a know-nothing misrepresentation of homelessness, rent control, and rent stabilization, it was also a stealth boosting of the landlord lobby's coming messaging on why rent stabilization should be gutted.

09.08.2025 00:00 — 👍 1287    🔁 396    💬 17    📌 19
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Cuomo and Trump, Two ‘Queens Boys,’ Go Way Back

This whole story gave me the ick.
Gift Link
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/n...

09.08.2025 03:03 — 👍 340    🔁 86    💬 27    📌 5
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This is quite beautiful. All hail Dmitry Lamonov

08.08.2025 06:48 — 👍 670    🔁 118    💬 12    📌 12

Schrödinger's Caps

08.08.2025 07:51 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

The metric system fan club disbanded at our local university.

Every liter ally felt taken too literally.

08.08.2025 05:53 — 👍 44    🔁 6    💬 7    📌 0
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It happened again

08.08.2025 04:05 — 👍 20800    🔁 3393    💬 684    📌 353

That’s pretty good commercial for being an adult!!

08.08.2025 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you know that when you are a grownup adult you can just have nachos whenever you want, even two nights in a row

08.08.2025 02:27 — 👍 81    🔁 3    💬 8    📌 0

Because I spend hours of every week thinking about database performance, I am not a fan of security filters that sit between logical volume and physical volume on databases servers.

08.08.2025 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back

07.08.2025 21:57 — 👍 4048    🔁 559    💬 64    📌 25
ICE is hiring!

US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team.

Open positions include:
Senior Goon
Racism Enforcement Office
Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time)

Experience with children a plus

usajobs.gov

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

07.08.2025 16:31 — 👍 27928    🔁 6198    💬 696    📌 309

This is how we find out Dean Cain isn't showing up for his shift at our frozen yogurt stand????

06.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 879    🔁 153    💬 24    📌 7

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

07.08.2025 11:31 — 👍 10996    🔁 2729    💬 19    📌 31

PLEASE RP: Windows Server 2025 Comparison Guide

Looking for a comparison of Windows Server 2025 with previous versions? Look no further:

cdn-dynmedia-1.microsoft.com/is/content/m...

07.08.2025 15:59 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

mRNA tech is some of the coolest, most powerful, most promising scifi shit humans are currently doing. They are being investigated to help with cancers, autoimmune diseases, M.S., stroke recovery, heart disease, diabetes, arthritis, and high cholesterol.

06.08.2025 03:59 — 👍 10987    🔁 2243    💬 234    📌 113

Aside from malicious disinformation, I think initially people were like 'whaaa' because most people had never heard of mRNA, which came up with a vaccine response to a global pandemic in record time. But it's not new.

And it gives YOUR BODY instructions on how to fight the pathogen.

07.08.2025 02:47 — 👍 209    🔁 49    💬 5    📌 1
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Dane County monthly siren test fails due to technical issue, rescheduled for Friday MADISON, Wis. -- A monthly test of Dane County outdoor warning sirens failed on Wednesday due to a technical issue.

Suddenly I am *very* glad they test the tornado sirens monthly.

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Dane County monthly siren test fails due to technical issue, rescheduled for Friday
2025 August 6

www.channel3000.com/news/dane-co...

07.08.2025 00:54 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump’s Comments About Immigrant Farm Workers Reveal A Truth America Tries To Hide — HuffPost When he refers to a demographic as “these people,” you know we’re in for some racist mess.

“…the claims that one’s race indicates a natural inclination to do incredibly arduous work that serves others…only advance white supremacist notions that lead to inaction on poor workplace conditions and immigration.” apple.news/AW_93m1UVSvS...

07.08.2025 00:03 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
The Annunciation, a painting by Nicolas Poussin. Mary is enraptured, a haloed dove flying over her head. Meanwhile a rainbow-winged Gabriel is doing SICK FINGER GUNS at her

The Annunciation, a painting by Nicolas Poussin. Mary is enraptured, a haloed dove flying over her head. Meanwhile a rainbow-winged Gabriel is doing SICK FINGER GUNS at her

always loved how poussin's interpretation of the annunciation was "sick finger guns!!!!!"

06.08.2025 11:27 — 👍 309    🔁 25    💬 12    📌 4

The further we get into this story, the more it's feeling like a significant turning point in the mobilization of Democratic Party opposition to Trump II.

06.08.2025 20:02 — 👍 733    🔁 86    💬 17    📌 8

"You'll never work in this town again" - Ancient New York proverb

06.08.2025 21:51 — 👍 26    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0

As a physicist I can easily calculate time dilation from relativistic motion (time slows when you're moving fast) or proximity to a massive object (time slows in gravity) but I have yet to find a solution for emotional time dilation (the task takes five minutes to complete but six weeks to start) 🫠

06.08.2025 19:03 — 👍 2812    🔁 380    💬 128    📌 21
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Texas lawmakers have walked out even before current redistricting battle This is not the first time lawmakers have fled the Texas State Capitol avoid voting on a measure they disagreed with.

A brief history of Texas lawmakers breaking quorum by walking out
2025 August 6
abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...

06.08.2025 13:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

balls really should have seen 14th street in the 90s when it was all boarded up except for a couple of gas stations that had "Security" in the form of a guy on a lawn chair who watches out for y'all

06.08.2025 13:37 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
STRONGMEN VS 100 KIDS TUG OF WAR Ft. BRIAN SHAW & EDDIE HALL
YouTube video by SHAWSTRENGTH STRONGMEN VS 100 KIDS TUG OF WAR Ft. BRIAN SHAW & EDDIE HALL

Aha! At Twitter, tacking on &t=0h4m0s to the YouTube url works to cue the video to 4 minutes. Not on BlueSky.

On BlueSky it has to be &t=240s (which also works on Twitter)
youtu.be/pPnclG2vQb4?...

06.08.2025 13:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Guest Host Diego Luna on Trump’s Immigration Policies & the Importance of Immigrants in the U.S.
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Guest Host Diego Luna on Trump’s Immigration Policies & the Importance of Immigrants in the U.S.

Future reference: you can throw a &t=# on a youtube url, (replacing # with start time in seconds) and it will start at the prescribed time.

24.06.2025 18:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Dang that was supposed to cue to the 4 minute mark which is 20 kids beating them… twice 🙂

the cue works on Twitter but not on BlueSky. wonder if i need to use an embedded link for BlueSky to cue to a start time.

06.08.2025 12:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
STRONGMEN VS 100 KIDS TUG OF WAR Ft. BRIAN SHAW & EDDIE HALL
YouTube video by SHAWSTRENGTH STRONGMEN VS 100 KIDS TUG OF WAR Ft. BRIAN SHAW & EDDIE HALL

over at the other place someone mentioned this video (not by name, i searched and found it) as proof of just how dangerous today’s youth can be!!
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Tug-of-war!!!
Eddie Hall and Brian Shaw
vs
20 grade schoolers
youtu.be/pPnclG2vQb4?...

06.08.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Could have been the high school cast of West Side Story, looking to rrrrummmmbbblllllee!!!

i know how it goes down! What with the switchblade combs, the finger snaps… and the REEFER!!

06.08.2025 11:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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