Lish

Jesus fucking Christ

“Bathroom Monkey,” with Janeane Garofolo, from 1994. “MONKEY HATE CLEAN”

Who was President that day, Pumpkin?????

prayers for anyone who tries to remind Philly sports phans that today is World Mental Health Day.

YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile starts... now.

Inside the Clunky Elections to Control Pennsylvania's Supreme Court - Bolts The GOP is making an expensive push to end Democrats’ majority on a court at the center of election lawsuits, sparking a fledging campaign season with little precedent or template.

Dispatch from Pennsylvania on a highly unusual state Supreme Court election—one of the few most consequential matters on the ballot anywhere in the country next month. New from me in @boltsmag.org: boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...

getting through today

It was a HUGE wolf spider if you were curious.

Sure, let’s take the one over-the-counter pill that’s safe for people to use during pregnancy and take that away from too.

Feel free to continue arguing over the shooter's motives, but please understand that *it doesn't matter*.

There's a organized political movement that plans to suppress, arrest, or kill its political opposition. It it seeking pretexts. Anything will do. If it's not this, it'll be something else.

"What rights have trans people lost?"

john mulaney: the creepiest days are when you don't hear from the horse at all.

happy labor day

Too much "we're cooked" & not enough "we're not gonna take this shit"

Socialism! Socialism!

Picture of the OJ Simpson car chase with the caption "millions expected to travel this Memorial day, breaking 20-year-old record"

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

Get that cheese 🧀

my plan to get people to start having more kids? make climate change worse. abolish the department of education. also milk is poison

Can’t believe JD Vance’s rancid vibes killed the pope.

part of the problem of americans misunderstanding the global supply chain is how when Cookie Monster and Gonger are out of vanilla they’re like “let’s go to vanilla farm” and then they drive there

Not even the weekend yet. It’s Thursday.

In 2022, I had a six month old and I was phone banking for him. What a disappointment.

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social: “I understand it makes a lot of these older members very uncomfortable, but it is their job to represent their constituents… Democrats have this problem, they run from their base. Whereas Republicans are hostage to their base.”

IDEA: put this guy in charge of everything.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

I was tired and weak.

I have rarely felt as protective of a TV character as I do about Mel.

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

I’m going to keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico because that’s the name it was assigned at birth.

Camps. He’s describing a concentration camp.