Dave

From the fantasybaseball community on Reddit: "Do you wanna pitch, a chance to try? Cross the mound just to get by. Exhaust the fuel, rinsed it dry. What is truth when your arm's a lie?" RotoBaller Cl... Explore this post and more from the fantasybaseball community

"Do you wanna pitch, a chance to try? Cross the mound just to get by. Exhaust the fuel, rinsed it dry. What is truth when your arm's a lie?"
This week's Trade Deadline edition of @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:

Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 17 (2025) David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 17 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.

Are we ready for the second half? In general: no, but at least we can make sure our #FantasyBaseball bullpens are with today's
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Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report:

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Xavier Edwards #1 seed.

Dave Roberts trying anything to get people to stop asking him about the ICE gestapo right outside Dodger Stadium.

Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 11 (2025) David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 11 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.

"Pitching's supposed to kill you, but it shouldn't feel like dying. Closing's supposed to fill you, but it spills you like your wine..."

Happy Pride!
This week's title comes from Trixie Mattel's "Moving Parts"

@rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Report!

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we're living in hell

Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 6 (2025) David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 6 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.

Friday again, Garfie Baby!! That means another round of @rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Report, check it out here:

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Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 5 (2025) David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 5 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.

I heard some other league is crafting, or maybe it was drafting? Anyway, it's Week 5 in baseball, and bullpens are getting kind of wild throughout the league. Check it out in this week's @rotoballer.com
Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report!

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Closers, Saves Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Pickups: Week 2 (2025) David's closers and saves fantasy baseball waiver wire pickups and bullpen report for Week 2 (2025). His relief pitcher updates, and closers to add for saves.

Here's this week's @rotoballer.com Closers and Saves Waiver Wire Report! Check it out and stay one pitch ahead of your opponents early in the season.

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Hey, I wrote this!

Opening Day Introduction:

-I'm Dave.
-Marlins fan living in Los Angeles (escaped Florida after my first 25 years).
-Middle school teacher, trivia host, and sports writer.

-My expectations for this season are very low but I'm ready to be even more disappointed!

it's such an awful idea that I keep waiting for some sort of 5th column reveal that will never come. I almost can't believe it's just...this.

YouTube video by Funkonaut Jaga Jazzist - Animal Chin

not pure jazz at all (whatever that means), but I've always loved and recommended Jaga Jazzist. Start with their second album, A Livingroom Hush

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If these egg prices don't go down soon, I suggest we start calling them

(•_•)
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(⌐■_■)

Chicken caviar.

lol. maybe lmao, even.
#Marlins

"The #Marlins need Edward Cabrera in their rotation because he will give them innings."

Edward Cabrera has averaged under 5 innings per start in his career and only got more than 16 outs in 5 of his 20 starts last year.

One of these is true, the other is in quotes.

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

this and people biking on the sidewalk when there is a bike lane right next to it are the only two times I believe in capital punishment.

Me, reading almost anything in the news this year:

Marlins fan here! (Condolences accepted.)

Edwards, Norby, Bride, Myers, Lopez, and Fortes were all above average big league players at their positions in the second half of last season. Remains to be seen if they can do it for a full season, but there's upside.

do we have the "JD Martinez is one of the 10 best hitters in baseball" thing on BlueSky too, or is that only on the other one?

vaxxed?

"Freaky fast, freaky good"

Musk killed these people.

I appreciate that, when thinking this up, you must have thought, "I'm going to Come Original"

it's the new pilot episode of Coffin Flop on Corncob TV!

a woman is sitting on top of a slide . ALT: a woman is sitting on top of a slide .

HI. I'M MITCH MCCONNELL.
WELCOME TO JACKASS.

the "dog urine" was actually just Michelob Ultra. Common confusion.