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I see seven traitors of the American people

Learning how to hop up stairs was tough when I shattered my fibula and dislocated my ankle. Pic unrelated. Good luck!

Then I see these pathetic dems with their cartoon signs about lying or whatever. Nobody cares folks. His adherents believe literally whatever he tells them. That's the game, and they are playing it. It's only if and when we puncture THAT mirage that we may have some hope.

It's absolutely embarrassing to see our leaders act like they arguing at 3 AM outside of a bar. My heart goes out to the people of Ukraine who's lives will be threatened by this tantrum.

Yet, sadly, I am not surprised.

Welcome to bluesky. I deleted my Twitter account, twice. Made a third account, but I un-installed the app after the latest bullshit from the boy "genius".

Ben here- today’s my birthday, but one of YOU is getting a present! It’s a full-box DSK giveaway!

Entering is easy: like and repost this post, follow this account, and you're in!

Want an extra entry? Listen to Draft Chaff Episode 225 to find out how :) Winner announced on the next episode!

My five month old Sheprador sucker punched me in my gut. She lept off of an adjacent couch, and landed with her two front paws dead center a few inches above my belly button. So if I die from internal hemorrhaging, it was nice knowing you.

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for limited players.

Yargle, Glutton of Urborg {4}{B} Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit When Belzenlok’s lieutenant Yar-Kul grew too ambitious, the Demonlord transformed him into a maggot. The frog that ate the maggot grew and grew, until a ravenous spirit burst from its body. 9/3

It's a sad day, so I've decided to score Magic the Gathering frog cards on how gay they are. I am qualified to do this because I am 1. a herpetologist and 2. gay

Starting off strong with Yargle, Glutton of Urborg.
Gay Score: 100/10. Yargle is just a reincarnation of Divine (drag queen)

#mtg #frog

Doing my part

The worst part of this inauguration coverage is having to look at Kellyanne Conway. It's truly upsetting.

Why does Lester Holt keep talking about Trump's balls?

I was going to complain about 3°F in Western NY until I noticed -14°F in Minneapolis/St. Paul. Stay warm, cousins.

Seems normal.

Pictures of my balls have been plummeting in value as well

Yeah something about infinite mana and song of totentaz

Go Bills! #billsmafia

Do you require a hosing down?

@sierkovitz.bsky.social do you have the deck list for the Standard deck you mentioned on LR?

Inshallah

No vapes in the wasteland, apparently

Alchemist, can you please provide me with one of your nap potions?

So many young, attractive women are following my account with one post. I'm flattered!

Snack time for the red panda at the Seneca Park Zoo. Nice to catch him being active!

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No panels, just death