Micky Teaspoon

Sorry I've been a while. Signalling works apparently.

Tower Hill, obvs

It's quiet here. Anyone fancy a game of #MorningtonCrescent ?

I'll lead with Liverpool Street.

That'll sort out the wheat from the chaff

@hollygoheavy.bsky.social Happy birthday Holly. I hope you have the best day ever x

A UFO is exactly that, until you call it a UFO. Then it becomes an FO. If it lands, it is then just an O.

@oc58.bsky.social yeah, it's in no way even slightly addictive, is it? 😀

How about the wrestler that named her triplets Victoria Niagra and Hunt for Red October?

That's two falls and a sub mission

Seeing lots of stuff on the news back in the UK about assisted drying

Here's my dehumidifier

#stayingrelevant

#RainySeason

Haha. When I was here in March I heard Last Christmas in a pizza restaurant, so I lost Whamaggedon or whatever it's called proper early 🤣

How's Singapore/KL, mate?

Sat in a coffee shop in #HoiAn listening to "jingle bells" in Vietnamese being played v loudly in the cafe opposite.
What's Vietnamese for "STFU it's still NoFuckingVember"?

I'm joking. I'm a guest in their country. It's their call, not mine.

Thanks for the tip off

I live in Vietnam, and I am either a foreigner or an immigrant.

I'm a guest in their home, and grateful every day for their hospitality

So: the worlds worst limbo dancer walks into a bar......

Alright, mate? 😂

Sat with a beer (it's 7.30pm here - don't judge me) for the Leicester Chelsea game. My birthplace Vs the team I've supported for 50+ yrs.
#TeaspoonDerby (I can't see that one trending)
#Chelsea
#Carefree

10 years since one of the gigs in my top 5. Thanks @davevagrant.bsky.social for reminding me

A special evening

#youfatbastard

And *what* a gig it was

Energy Prices go up another £21 in the UK.
Down 10% in France.
Down 6% in Australia.
Down 4% in the USA.

Ofgem are enabling the Energy Companies theft.

#5bestgigs
I've seen elsewhere people posting their top 5 gigs.

In no particular order and sub to change

The Clash white riot tour Leicester DMH
Carter USM - final comedown Brixton
Springsteen/E St Band - Hyde Park 2023
Abdoujaparov - Ramstock Hadleigh
Billy Bragg - Great Yarmouth

Currently reading.

It's light on laughs to put it mildly, but is a really interesting history of the place I now call home.

Man alive - nobody comes out of this smelling too rosy.

Is there any way on here of telling if an account is *actually* them? Like the ticks on twitter?
I ask because I was looking for Gary Lineker and the only account I could find has no bio/profile pic/posts, which made my lip curl as I backed gingerly away

He's also of a similar age to me and is from my birth city of Leicester which clearly makes him a damn fine fellow 🤣

It's lovely to see you too
Gary Lineker is a retired footballer who for 20+ years has been a sports presenter for the BBC. He regularly upsets Daily Mail readers (fox news watchers your side of the pond) and their ilk by saying that it'd actually be quite nice if our govt wasn't corrupt and unkind

@hollygoheavy.bsky.social

I beat you to it 🤣

Well it's all reasonably civilised here ain't it?

I'm a bit baffled, as I was on twitter, at being followed by some pretty random accounts. How did they find lil ol' me? Why did etc etc? Do I follow them back out of politeness? (Largely "no")

Coffee needed I think.

No mate. What's that when it's at home?

So is Susie Dent. What a place to be alive .

Post that you won the lottery. They'll find you

I'm not really a twitter refugee. That ship didn't do much sail as got given a viking funeral ages ago. Just thought I'd give this a try. After all, what's the worst that could..... Etc etc