Dougie

Lulu might be a better alternative for those considering print on demand. I know Joseph Peterson had a hardback printed through them, was it the Grimoire Verom? A mate does zines through it and the quality is good.

The very last notes of Layla are the first notes to the theme from Pigeon Street

Companies that wait decades to tell us we've been pronouncing their name wrong all this time can go and fuck themselves.

There comes a point in a man's life where he feels the urge to replace his Facebook profile photo with that of a moldy potato photographed though a fish eye lens. He will then start posting links to crackpot websites. A man must resist this urge.

Nah, The Shirehorses version is better.

Must be dodgy installers if they are next to the property

My boss had the brilliant idea of asking us to add "focus time" to our work calendars whenever we wanted to get admin done without interruptions. I now create huge blocks of focus time and read a book, safe in the knowledge that everyone will leave me alone

Is the answer "Feed her Syd Barrett levels of LSD and see if she changes her mind?"

🧵 The UK government has announced they will make over £5bn in cuts to disabled people’s social security.

This is the biggest cut on record. And we’re appalled.

People at food banks have told us that they’re terrified about how they might survive.

Please ban all radio/streaming adverts containing car horns and emergency sirens ASAP. Tired of looking in my mirrors when I hear them when driving.

Burgers are the best food, right across the burger spectrum. Feeling fancy? Gourmet burger. Rushing/cba cooking? Rustlers. Out and about? Drive thru burger. Glorious weather? BBQ burger. Celebrating? Burgers. Depressed/emotional eating? Burger. There's a burger for every occasion

A decent case will sort you out

Ice cream vans, once a staple of British society, are now nothing more than scam artists on wheels. £6 for one shit ice lolly that I can buy a box of in Aldi or Lidl for £1.50? Fuck off.

If different songs have different expires, such as all Oasis songs having 3 days from release until expiry. This might work for other songs oh that band you like, yeah DJs now have to play more than the same 2 or 3 songs by them.

YouTube video by John Scrip Mastering - Just Another Day 01 - Tube Guy

"Tupac and Biggie Smalls texted me from the grave...." youtu.be/l9UbEVpIeYA?...

The NASA scientists should have included a shoe in the Mars rover so it could create a fake footprint on Mars.

It's a travesty that Elon Musk's car company is named after the great Nikola Tesla, when he has much more in common with that prick Thomas Edison.

A polite reminder to morally bankrupt countries - you're not immune from prosecution from UK laws. Years ago a US-based company I worked at remotely wanted to fire me because being deaf made it difficult to attend online meetings. I sued under UK law. Won & ended up £400k richer.

Oh he’s definitely in the Red Room now.

YouTube video by TopOfThePopsFan Jesus Jones - The Devil You Know - TOTP - 1993

"The Devil You Know", opening the first Top Of The Pops of 1993 www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hgn...

School uniform should mainly consist of a shirt, tie, black school trousers and plimsoles. Kids with trendy trainers get them thrown in a woodchipper.

This trend for school polo shirts is horrible. Actually I just hate polo shirts. They are golf wank attire.

I do the same with Pot Noodles

How are Subway still in business? Theor sandwiches are piss poor, the bread is too soft even when toasted. They taste blander than the cheapest supermarket sandwich and have an extortionate price tag. Who is keeping them in business?

As a bonus this also has Dinosaur Jr and The Wedding Present too

Aww.. I thought it was getting pumped at a cash machine.

And it thinks you have "a friend", not friends.

Propelling racists to stardom by giving them as much airtime as they want ("we'll be able to test their arguments and put them under scrutiny") has worked out tremendously, I must say.

Totally agree!

The canal path in Edinburgh used to be have a few shitty cyclists (not all cyclists are shitty). Driving into pedestrians and sometimes dogs and then getting really angry when it is a shared path that doesn't have a cycle lane.

There is nothing I enjoy more than discovering one of the kids didn't shut the gate on returning home from walking the dogs last night, resulting in me letting them out for a wee, wondering why one didn't come back and having to throw clothes on and go out to find her at the end of the street.