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This is Row and Mr Jingles. They look a little different and don't have much in common. But like all good friends, still find a way to see eye to eye. 13/10 for both #SeniorPupSaturday (courtesy Martin Critchlow)

Both!

Based on every airline using the exact same "3rd-party sales tool" language after they get hit by ShinyHunters, I'm guessing that yes, yes they do.

A cat sleeps in a pile of beds for sale in a store

Product tester.

A small white and ginger kitten on a shop display stand

The owner of the shop.

📸 gman_core

A brown cat sitting under a warehouse door shutter

A brown cat sitting under a warehouse door shutter

"It's closing time, mack. Beat it!"

📸 Teddy Chan

HOUSTON: “The owner of Trump Burger arrested by ICE and now faces deportation.”

(H/T @patriottakes.bsky.social )

"whoopsie"

or, probably "wohopsie"

I KNEW IT!

A small grey kitten sitting at a laptop computer

Admin reveal.

You're not done, admit it.

Understandable. Nerdy, but understandable.

I would still give treats and rubs, even knowing that this is an outright lie.

Don't be foolish, there is NO WAY he'd let any other person have that much gold that he couldn't stare at every day.

"You're scraping. Don't scrape, that's MY yogurt."

I see no issues here...

The dogs were good again this week!

When laypeople ask me to summarize the average LLM response in a nuanced subject, I explain it like this:
Imagine you need to change a light switch and ask a handy friend for instructions. They provide instructions where each step is technically correct but they omit "turn off the power first."

Jerry knows what he did.

Uh... didn't his boss specifically say that we DON'T celebrate losers?

It's getting a bit dire, yeah.

WOOOOO!

a tan puppy sits on a gray surface and looks at the camera. she has a bump in the middle of her forehead with a tuft of lighter colored fur, and her eyes are wideset. she's a magical unicorn.

a side profile of the Twilight the unicorn puppy. the bump on her noggin is pronounced from this angle.

Twilight sits next to her mom Celestia, a tan and white dog with tall alert ears and golden brown eyes.

This is Twilight. She was born with a bump on her noggin. Yes, that does make her a unicorn. While it doesn't cause her any pain, she's going to have a specialist check it out to determine if she'll need any additional care. 13/10 magical as h*ck

But, that might slow down the search for the Texas senators...

He realizes that he only deleted parts of the Constitution off ONE webpage, right? He didn't actually remove the document and/or overcome things like Posse Comitatus...

“I’m just happy to help the ballclub, Paul”

This is Milo. He noticed you were packing for a trip. Wouldn't want you to forget the essentials. 12/10 (TT: mikrawrrrrr)

DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website

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well, the FBI is a little busy at the moment organizing an extrajudicial manhunt for Texas state senators.