"Boondoggle Ranch"
You couldn't make this shit up. You'd be laughed out of the room.
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"Boondoggle Ranch"
You couldn't make this shit up. You'd be laughed out of the room.
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
10.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 6176 🔁 2701 💬 46 📌 110The Bevis Frond, "Barking or False Point Blues"
#LyricsPrompt
"It looks alright to the untrained eye - it's big and it's shaped like a boat
But don't you try to explain it - 'cos I just put on my coat"
youtu.be/9WVb7NItwM0
I'm glad to see the shift away from this in the TTRPG hobby. D&D itself has adopted "species" in its latest edition, and Pathfinder switched to "ancestry" a couple years prior.
11.11.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't wanna be all annoying about this. But being able to bathe and not have my health completely fall apart is for real kinda important to me. :/ It's wild times and most of the formal support I get is on hold or in limbo or just wildly underfunded/unstaffed right now. This is my lifeline. 🙏💖
11.11.2025 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This is absolutely Mamdani's not-so-secret secret power: he knows who he is and what he believes and he wants to help ALL of us. So you can't trip him up with a trick question; you can't get a fake note out of him. BECAUSE HE HAS NOTHING TO HIDE AND HE'S DONE THE READING AND HE'S HERE FOR US.
05.11.2025 05:14 — 👍 479 🔁 57 💬 0 📌 1I really like this idea and I think I'm gonna steal it for my next campaign or one-shot. Even just the idea of starting in medias res and panning around the scene for an iconic shot of what everyone's doing has a lot of juice.
11.11.2025 04:51 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Thanks so much!
11.11.2025 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
There are soooo many mainstream books on sex/love/dating that conflate ‘commitment’ with ‘exclusivity’ in a way that is quite odd for supposedly rigorous writers and scientists to be doing. Those two words mean different things! Say what you mean!
10.11.2025 20:38 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
A Cover Reveal! 🌕
Many thanks to everyone involved in the creation of this auroralicious cover for The Cellar Below The Cellar...out February 2026
Screenshot of a tweet from Joyce Carol Oates posted on Sunday, November 9th that reads "so curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates--scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. in fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. the poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
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10.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here's a lovely photo of Jasper. He's a black fabric art moth with a gray face and seven red eyes. He has a small open mouth with two sharp teeth on the top and three slightly larger sharp teeth on the bottom. He's covered with red embroidered flowers with gray lines around them. Short red lines and gray points and other folk art looking markings cover his body. He his twirly black antennae covered with short red lines all in a row. There's green fur in the background of the pic.
Here's another lovely photo of Jasper. His antennae are pointing upwards in this one with a slight curl at the end.
Meet my newest creation: Jasper the Festive Moth of Doom! I designed, hand-sewed, and hand-embroidered him. Jasper fervently believes that just because he's a moth of doom doesn't mean that he can't also be a fun and celebratory fellow.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
i wrote a pay-what-you-want solo journaling rpg about death. it's a fun time.
hbbisenieks.itch.io/all-our-yest...
I make music from time to time, some of which might be of interest to folks in the SFF and horror space.
thistlefinch.bandcamp.com
Thomas Ligotti, "No One Knows the Big News"
#LyricsPrompt
"Their heads are just too heavy with so many plans and schemes, thousands of tasks that will not allow them to focus on anything that is so strange, anything that is so uncertain."
youtu.be/vAa9wKKyvSY
I really wish every time someone complained of left wing bias in something they were asked the question:
'OK, what would this be like without left-wing bias? What would you leave out and what would you put in instead?'
Because that'd be a very good measure of what they actually mean.
Writers and artists: reply with a link to one of your works. And feel free to tell us about it.
Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some creators.
Richard Thompson, "Orange-Coloured Sky"
#LyricsPrompt
youtu.be/35j5apzy4mc
James Taylor, "Millworker"
#LyricsPrompt
"Then it's me and my machine for the rest of the morning
For the rest of the afternoon
And the rest of my life"
youtu.be/z8Ryzrbdu78
FWEEEEP
08.11.2025 08:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We're socialized to constantly apologize for being too outwardly excited about things, but this world is so full of terror and misery that I'd rather see those bursts of light and passion shine through the cracks wherever you can find them.
07.11.2025 14:36 — 👍 4593 🔁 2078 💬 20 📌 55The background story 👇🏼🙌🏻🔥
AZ Rep Yassamin Ansari says Mike Johnson refused to speak to her about the Epstein Files, so she set up outside his office, and he turned the TV up to drown her out.
Circulus is great! Yes, excellent for your folk horror soundtrack, right next to Gryphon and Stone Breath.
07.11.2025 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
07.11.2025 13:15 — 👍 5445 🔁 2334 💬 61 📌 66Richard & Linda Thompson
"Withered and Died"
#LyricsPrompt day 7 "country"
This cruel country has driven me down
Teased me and lied, teased me and lied
I've only sad stories to tell to this town
My dreams have withered and died
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg-H...
Magnet, "Opening Music / Loving Couples / The Ruined Church" (from The Wicker Man OST)
#LyricsPrompt
"O I am come to the North Country..."
youtu.be/9pwGuMda7cA