Philip Casale

1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.

Elon is a lot like my grandfather’s alcoholic wife who went into our savings and converted it all to drinking funds. Except this time, my family doesn’t seem to give a fuck.

Actually, it’s Whomstbastank.

I watched him do a 5 minute bit about how wrestling is gay. in the main room, at the store. He’s literally a small teenager behind a 7/11.

@mtainfo.bsky.social what is happening at Lex 59th? Why were none of the MTA workers telling us to use the upstairs track? No one communicated anything to anyone and now we’ve all been stuck here for an hour.

Matt Gaetz forced to pull out after sex scandal explodes Matt Gaetz withdrew his name from consideration for attorney general on Thursday, saying his nomination—besieged by allegations that he had sex with minors at drug-fueled sex parties and then bragged ...

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Matt Gaetz forced to pull out after sex scandal explodes www.dailykos.com/stories/2024...

Threatened a bunch of neo nazis with physical violence on X, felt hollow, deactivated the account.

Oh by the way, hi. I’m Phil. I am an actor despite my lousy hustle, and sketch comedy in NYC has given me life for the last 15 years. So has vintage jackets and the odd chance to become a werewolf.

Why is writing the worst thing that has ever happened

DID YOU KNOW that you can get a well reviewed stun gun on Amazon (or wherever) for <$30 and/or a high-powered pepper spray device with UV tracking dye for about $10 apiece - and furthermore, did you know that holidays are approaching and that these things fit inside stockings for women of all ages