Hot Mamdani Summer

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

His faux Miyazaki avatar was cringe when it was a meme and has compounded in cringe now.

A bit like OpenAI

They haven’t needed that since the 5G got turned on

This person fails to understand that fighting is intrinsically chaotic. Rolling over for fascism is linear and predictable, and the outcome of that should be easy to see: Rolling the dice with chaos is better than rolling over.

Inglorious bastards 3 dot jpeg

when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"

Looking forward to Frito-Lay lobbying for exemptions and “fruit” finding its way into the junk food classification.

Shining a big spotlight on the clouds that reads “pv=nrt” to summon @acollierastro.bsky.social to do a video about how bad this column is.

This is lying with a technicality, like when Obi Wan told Luke that Vader was not his father.

If air could not carry heat away from the body, you’d just develop a super fever and die. You have to burn energy to live, and some of that energy turns to heat. Blowing a fan over your body carries heat away faster, especially when evaporative cooling is involved from sweat.

Fact Check: flaming bullshit on a stick

Heat is energy. Temperature is the tendency for one thing to give heat energy to something else.

Fans carry *heat* away from the body. Your *temperature* technically stays the same because you’re not going into hypothermia.

iirc, that takes a lot of water? not a lot of that on the moon. dryness that makes Arrakis sound like an oasis.

the weeaboo shit is whatever I've seen worse

But like, "gaming rig???" this guy claiming to be a "gamer" and not having a proper rig, just a "gaming laptop" on a stand like he's at work, is downright poser shit

like, what fucking for man, mining crypto on the moon? this is fucking stupid

I blame Shakespeare

If that’s what writing software is like to you without this crap, skill issue.

I got into software as a medium of expression, not a magic 8-ball I shake repeatedly until it gives me the desired result.

That better be in cash too. If I have to clean up AI trash at your company, I’m going to feel the same way about its stock.

Wanna have the AI write the code? Alright, $1000/hr to fix AI code.

Good luck losers.
I’m still not using this shit to write code, ever.

What if someone shows up…
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ACOUSTIC GUITAR

The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.

The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:

$678M raised through those spam tactics

$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.

$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)

The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.

what if the real attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion were the friends he had made along the way

[roy batty voice] i’ve seen things you people would think was pretty neat

Microplastics are here to stay; that's why we need to eat them responsibly in the classroom

"makewealthless"

Like, how much of this "I talk to chatgpt 5 hours a day and it is teaching me to to become a god" is the result of a normal person glimpsing the abyss that is *literally* a billionaire's every single social interaction, and it fucking destroying them.

Deflate? The car needs to be rendered inoperable, for public safety

Girl behind me shouting "don't drink it she's alive" to Leo at the climax of Romeo and Juliet and another girl in the theater yelling "bitch this story like a million years old"

this is going to be a punchline in three years

Y'all, throwing wannabe dictators into prison and letting them repeatedly humiliate themselves as they flail at their newfound lack of power is so much fun. You gotta try this. Korea is having so much fun. The whole country's Photoshopping recreations like it's 2004 an Worth1000 is back.