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Your outtie has a birthmark near his pee hole that makes it look like he has a double pee hole.
Not all dumb guys
06.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait, he's familiar with a current event?
05.11.2025 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They will claim it is no different than the extrajudicial drone killings in the middle east of suspected terrorists. Would anyone be able to rebut that?
01.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Porch lights off means leave us alone
01.11.2025 04:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe we can win this with a concert
30.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's like Revenge of the Nerds but real life
30.10.2025 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Then why isn't your name Uncle
29.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah well, you can't legally punish people for their speech either, but here we are.
29.10.2025 11:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Am I the only one irritated by politicians saying they're going to enact x y or x policy on DAY ONE? Because no you're not. Get your parking pass, ID badge, and lil lumbar support pillow for your office chair. Don't be ridiculous.
26.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 511 🔁 41 💬 21 📌 2Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday
24.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 22265 🔁 5263 💬 576 📌 305Walked by a ladies' bathroom and heard women inside complimenting each other's clothing choices. Now I'm kind of bummed to be a man.
23.10.2025 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its a struggle
22.10.2025 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"defunct"
17.10.2025 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The kleptocrat I elected isnt kleptoing the right way
16.10.2025 19:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does this imply that BLUSKY was taken and unavailable
15.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A duck
12.10.2025 05:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is he saying he threatened to wipe them out? Yes sir, please sign that man up for the Nobel
10.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Im not really up on torture techniques, so I'll settle for making you sit in The Comfy Chair while They Might Be Giants plays while I try to describe the different kinds of fuel injection even though it will soon become obvious that I don't know the difference
10.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm hearing it takes a lot of energy to get to the sun. I'll settle for a few tens of feet up then back down.
10.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You at the barricade listen to this!
No one is coming to help you to fight!
You're on your own
You have no friends
Give up your guns - or die!
Jumanji (2017) will bring you joy
06.10.2025 04:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t live in dc anymore, otherwise I really would dress as the Hatch Act lit on fire for Halloween
02.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Show us the data
02.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm sure he'll lay down a knee slapper about bone saws
01.10.2025 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump in 2011: "If there is a shutdown, I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. He's the only who has to get people together!"
01.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 3671 🔁 1505 💬 146 📌 119Or, as we know him, Weird Dan
29.09.2025 16:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sneaking a tylenol into every meal my pregnant wife has in an attempt to create the kwisatz haderach of posting.
23.09.2025 00:16 — 👍 185 🔁 42 💬 1 📌 0
Ethan Rice @ethanrice.bsky.social • 2h Yeah but I got banned for referring to charlie kirk as a bitch soooo ••• iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovidead.. • 48m Namecalling is immature and useless as discourse. I fully agree with a ban for calling anyone a bitch. • •• slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso... • 18m i need advice, how do you handle mind goblins? iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovideadvi... • 9m Define mind goblins. slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso.com mind goblin deez nuts? bitch
20.09.2025 01:24 — 👍 10489 🔁 2140 💬 105 📌 68“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
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