Elinor

post your simpsons costumes

She ripped 💔

It's "But I Don't Want To Wear My Jacket On Top of My Costume" weather outside

this cold weather is frankly ruining the slutty robot vibe

I'm going out but I already feeling sleepy

Facebook is making a comeback

this is my parents

Jimmy McMillan aka the Rent is Too Damn High guy

He walked so Zohran could fly

Mad looking tuxedo cat

Berserker

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

I hate the cold so bad

hence 'working people'
Devine right of kings means that even if you're a millionaire you can't become upper class unless you marry into it, and even then not really

like there's rah where's my baccy private school kids and then there's hyacinth bucket type people

honestly I just said it because it sounded good and I've seen both happen often enough

yeah it's cringe, like being a lib dem

Every American is a temporarily embarrassed millionaire and every Brit is a proper working class lad from a working class family no matter what he's the CEO of.

if a british person identifies as working class, they're emabressed about how rich they are, if they identify as middle class they're embaressed about how poor they are

Sabrina carpenters new album is SO like Buck’s Fizz I couldn’t quite get over what I was listening to at first

I mean closest corny pop band now is like, maybe The 1975? Sabrina Carpenter's newest album is pretty cheesy (good) but all of them have really good hair

Genesis is one of those bands where It's genuinely hard to parse that they were ever not a dad band. Like they came out dad when they were born you know

Angel of my dreams! I will always! Love you and hate you, it's not fair!

It’s funny that young people are drinking less, smoking less, having less sex, etc, but Christian conservatives still talk like this generation is descending onto Babylon, talking about how much ‘harder’ it is to be a faithful Christian now -

Because gender. Which really gives away the game

Book

(I'm literally a nerdfighter ai just can't believe how epic bacon this all is, in the same month as Phan Is Real)

why does this look so WRONG it's so so uncanny valley...Hank Green on QI...Peak lib dem shit

New Mills, Buxton, Hayfield neurodiversity services. I run these groups!

if I buy this for my gen z colleague does that count as age based discrimination as outlined in the equality act 2010 (she does say things like 6 7 or whatever)

Zack Polanski official liked my tweet calling him a bad bitch

omg