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Diana Helmuth

@definitelynotlost.bsky.social

Award winning author: “How to Suffer Outside” and “The Witching Year.” Words @SlackjawHumor @Pajiba @LongReads @OutdoorLife. Producer @Da7eandNeil. New here. Louder on TikTok.

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New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

03.01.2026 21:42 — 👍 12157    🔁 3472    💬 213    📌 223
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Democrats in the Bay Area rushed to condemn President Trump’s attack on Venezuela and the capture of the country’s leader, Nicolás Maduro, on Saturday as illegal and reckless.

Read more → www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/t...

📸: Manuel Orbegozo and Yalonda M. James

04.01.2026 01:58 — 👍 19    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Call me naive but please do not throw up your hands and lament about your powerlessness if you haven’t even taken *three minutes* to call your reps and ask them to at least *pretend* to care about stopping this.

Yes something bigger would be better but like, it is ok to just DO THAT.

#venezuela

04.01.2026 02:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ppl who haven't had to work a real job in 30+ years kept telling us it would replace our work - our primary source of income and dignity - and then were surprised when we balked. AI was forced on us with zero emotional and sociological awareness. They biffed the landing.

27.12.2025 20:37 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I'd love to give you a copy! Also I have a lot of random gear if you want to borrow anything

27.12.2025 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if you're a woman yearning for a soft, submissive life and are constantly grooming your man to be a dominant provider for your needs...bestie I have some news for you...

27.12.2025 20:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Radical self-awareness:
putting all my social media apps into a folder called “anxiety.”

Radical self-acceptance:
knowing I’m gonna it open it anyway

27.12.2025 20:16 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Has anyone mapped the loss of tactile objects in our homes (dialing a keypad, snapping open a disc case, turning a car key) with the rise of fidget spinners

27.12.2025 20:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Christmas playlists are like
“oh boy jingle bells!”
“Holly jolly frolic!”
“roll in the snow!”
*four minute heavy metal battle between mortal and Beelzebub, where man arises into the light, sword bloody, will tested but unbroken*
“figgy pudding!”

24.12.2025 22:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Please tell yours senators to oppose “Lee Amendment" 3972. It strips national park funding and sets up a framework for their sale.
Lee tried this a while back and it *failed* bc of public outcry.
A vote is expected this week.
Use 5calls.org or democracy.io to easily find and contact your reps.

18.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It’s actually not that hard to be grateful for family and turkey and stuffing and also connect with the indigenous groups on your land.

27.11.2025 17:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Looking for My Soulmate in All the Wrong Applications - Living, Paganism, Perspectives, Witchcraft Witchcraft & Pagan News - Hint asks if I’m into men or women, but does not offer "both" or "neither." You are getting your AI generated slop on the gender binary, thank you very much. | Living, Pagani...

My dear @laurenparker.bsky.social tried to find her soul mate on an app so you don’t have to. wildhunt.org/2025/11/look...

11.11.2025 18:52 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know who needs to hear this but "America" has never been white, it isn't supposed to be white, and a lot of us don't actually want it to be white.
signed,
a white.

05.11.2025 19:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yesterday a witch told me that the Samhain portal is actually open until Wednesday so if you still feel weird that’s why.

Also the government.

04.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dancing with the Goddess and Drawing Down the Moon: A Reading List for Modern Witches When I encounter the question “are you a Witch?” my first response is always, “who is asking, and why?” Perhaps there never has been a more loaded noun in the English langua…

lithub.com/dancing-with...

03.11.2025 18:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Very excited to see the first Samhain issue from Inglenook Lit. If you are craving to read - or write - surreal, witchy, divine, gutting, dreamy, magical stories, please check them out. Sasha Bailyn is tending a wonderful hearth here for witch and witch-adjacent writers. They are taking submissions.

01.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What’s the German word for having enough energy for a spin class but not enough energy to put your laundry away

08.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegations “In recent months, a curious fixation has emerged in corners of academia: the em dash. More specifically, the apparent moral panic around how it is...

As a tencious user of the em dash—yes

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

22.09.2025 15:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having empathy for someone who said “empathy is a made-up, new age term that does a lot of damage” is the ultimate test of my empathy

11.09.2025 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rewriting the Future - Dreamforge Magazine I was writing hopepunk before there was a word for it. That’s not some hipster boast —I’m much more feminist nerd than cool kid— but my […]

I wrote an article on hopepunk but solarpunk is mostly these same principles applied specifically to the climate/eco part of the polycrisis. If you're interested in more about the craft of writing these stories, it's a good overview: dreamforgemagazine.com/story/rewrit...

30.08.2025 02:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t believe this is happening. But then again I had a copy editor tell me they were using Google AI for fact checking. *Fact checking*

Glad you are making noise about this, it’s a depressing trend.

03.09.2025 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OK but this does sound like my version of Utopia 😂

30.08.2025 02:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Had a serious talk with a pal about how solarpunk may never take off as a genre because it's just too...*nice.* "What tension can exist in utopia?"

Curious for people's thoughts on plots for a Solarpunk setting (Beyond "we had paradise and now we have to get it back?")

30.08.2025 02:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 9    📌 0

<3 <3 Sylvie. Thank you for beta reading

30.06.2025 20:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can Someone Please Tell Me How to Talk About Palestine? I am writing an essay about the dangers of staying silent for fear of being misunderstood, and I am terrified to publish it, for fear of…

In which I process the question: how can we talk about Israel in well-intentioned discourse if we can’t even agree what Zionism is, what anti-Zionism is, and which of those is anti-Semitic, or not?

definitelynotlost.medium.com/can-someone-...

30.06.2025 18:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Also, if you are using generative AI to:

- write your SEO blog posts
- write your product's marketing content
- write your novel
- write your emails

...we can tell.

24.06.2025 17:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cute! (search A Storm of Spoilers wherever fine podcasts are found)

08.06.2025 16:48 — 👍 31    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

This isn't totally true. Bereft of other options, undocumented immigrants often use the ER for simple needs, and Medicare pays the ER for the care.

If immigrants had access to better healthcare options, Medicare wouldn't be paying $300 for baby Tylenol in the ER. That's the actual problem.

16.06.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What the SAVE Act Means for Women

I want to say this is just another reason women should not change their names via marriage, bc your identity should never be erased in exchange for love

But I am also one of those ppl 😭 at weddings, bc I am a sap for love?

So thanks, SAVE Act, for ruining love
www.politico.com/newsletters/...

24.04.2025 18:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My cat doesn’t even know who Trump is

21.04.2025 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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