XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐

HE REALLY IS

I laughed so hard that I genuinely dropped my bag on the bus 😭😭😭

It's okay it was SO worth it you're going to kill me tomorrow

Ughhh crafted too close to the sun and gave myself a flare up. Damn me and my joints

My wonderful lovely beautiful fiance got me not one but TWO cans of Dr pepper cream soda. I am finally complete

This is to me the exact second when I fell in love with this dumbass and the entire show honestly. Like I was obsessed with it before but this is where It cemented itself in my brain as The Show Ever

Sooooo much felt....gonna be even MORE felt next week too....sigh

I have so much felt under my nails for cruel and evil reasons THAT I CANNOT SHARE YET. I hate making birthday gifts I have to WAIT before showing them off ugh

I've superglued myself to the mast of the revenge I am STUCK on this ship forever

The way they're both soooooo annoying I love them so much. My girls

Dr pepper cream soda.....

Save me Dr pepper cream soda

Dr pepper cream soda save me

He's my WIFE

There, I fixed the ending 🥰 #IzzyHands

Picture of con and samba

Hey Rizzy Nation, should we do a baking class together?🏴‍☠️🫶

#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

@starswallow.bsky.social your power knows no boundary

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

Okay question. Very important. If you were to make a puppet that is the exact opposite of Kermit. What would it be. Like what animal. What is the opposite of a frog. Obviously it'd be weird fluffy and purple, but. What animal would it be?

I don't like it when OTHERS are besieged with the prophecy. Rude.

Listen it's been years I get it. But I will never not think of this. She got my ass truly

I love her actually she's so silly. But WHAT does that mean !!!!!! Clocked me genuinely.

Forever thinking about my fiancé's mom saying that I'm "a weird kid but a cute dog" after I left their house back in hs. Girl WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

I hope wholeheartedly that we get s3 but I honestly probably would not watch or enjoy it. I think with how s2 ended there's very little that can be done to make it nearly as good as S1 was :( I wish we got endless S1 type episodes forever

If you don't put this beautiful princess babygirl in the folder RIGHT NOW.... @wolfmxn.bsky.social

A still from ofmd season 1 of ed and stede smiling and clinking their glasses in the captain's quarters

A screenshot from ofmd season 2 of ed and stede looking lovingly at each other and sharing a drink on deck

I miss my silly emotional support middle aged gay pirates so much

If you haven't seen this you need to, sound ON (nsfw)

He's SO small actually

My wife btw